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lozza821
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August 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
Then it hit me.

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Monicaforeverbrokenn
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC

it's cute when a good girl falls for a bad boy, but it's way more cute when
when a bad boy falls for a good girl<<<
[♥]

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animallovers46
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

How to annoy Pizza Hut:
Me: Hello, Pizza Hut?
Pizza hut: Yes? How can we help you?
Me: Can you give me the number for Domino's?

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

me: whatcha eating?
guyfriend: chicken boobs.
me: you mean chicken breasts...?
guyfriend: no, chicken boobs.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:22pm UTC

What if, one day you were at your house and you sneezedAnd then your phone rang, someone whispered bless you and hung up?

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dukey95
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC

Commercial: *Fit girls running everywhere*
Me: Yeah, right..that's exactly what I want to do when I have cramps.
Commercial: My period and I are best friends.
Me: Bull crap..being friends with my period is like being friends with the Grim Reaper.
Commercial: I just want to hold really soft things.
Me: Pfftt...No I want to curl up in a ball or eat all Chocolate in sight.
Commercial: It makes me feel really pure.
Me: It makes me feel like a B/tch.
Commercial: I like to move in slow motion.
Me: I like to yell really loud at everyone around me.
Commercial: I do all of this in white.
Me: I wear baggy clothes and mainly black.
Commercial: And on the third day I want to dance.
Me: On the third day Im bloated and just want to stay out of the public eye.
Commercial: *Shows blue liquid on pad*
Me: What the heck is wrong with me? Is that what's supposed to happen? Mom something's wrong with me!
Commercial:
Me:
Commercial:
Me: What a joke.. Must be some Super Human thing..
Ridiculous Tampon Ads...
I have this arguement with myself everytime I watch these commercials.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Someone asked me what my favorite letter was.
Of course its elemeno . ;)

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CornStar
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 1:07am UTC

I hate going to school because
I always see people from school there.

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AnnaliisaMarie
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 12:07am UTC

plot twist: you're the hot friend

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BravoSierra
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August 8, 2012 11:14am UTC

Me: *eats a snack while making a snack*

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_BadLuckBrian_
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:45pm UTC

GETS CARLY RAE'S NUMBER.
NO ANSWER.
(look at my name to get it.)

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_BadLuckBrian_
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:48pm UTC

COMMITS SUICIDE.
ARRESTED FOR MURDER.
(look at my name to get it.)

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yuzermali
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:07pm UTC

- me watching the Olympics -
Me: Damn boy, work it.

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365days*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:45pm UTC

Girl: Omg, lyk, whut r u all up2? Dis iz so awsomee!
RIP
English

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BaileyGirl
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.

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Unbroken1
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Plot Twist: Jenna Marbles is a virgin

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

*Me Playing With My Cat*
Me: Who's a little adorable kitty? You are! Yes, you are! I could just eat you up cause' you're so damn cute. Do you know that? I bet you don't, you adorable bundle of fluffy cotton!
Cat: Meow... *bites me*
Me: OW, YOU LITTLE SH*T! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
*Five Minutes Later*
Me: Oh, you're so cute. Who's my fluffy boyfriend? You are, my little fluffy kitty boyfriend.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:52pm UTC

when i see young athletes in olympics
AND I'M LIKE, "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE."
nmq

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:11pm UTC

'"b e i n g a l o n e i s b e t t e r
t h a n b e i n g w i t h t h e w r o n g p e r s o n ."
FOREVER ALONE LIKE A BOSS
nmq

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