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BaileyGirl

Status: "Im too complicated for simple things."

Member Since: 8 Jan 2010 12:36pm

Last Seen: 14 Jul 2016 11:50am

Birthday: May 10

Location: Dirty, Dirty, South . ♥

Gender: F

user id: 98107

554 Quotes
5,303 Favorites
107 Following
81 Followers
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  1. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    Y'all follow me on instagram! @baileyymalynn. ♥ I follow back. ♥

  2. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2014 12:01am UTC
    Steve for president.

  3. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Bella's baby is half were wolf.

  4. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Me: Whats 12 times 5?
    Me: Ha! too slow. its 50!
    8 year old cousin: Its 60, dumby. *walks away like a boss*
    ......fail......

  5. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    *Watching the Grinch*
    The Grinch: Am I just eating cause im bored?
    Me: We could be twins.

  6. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    When all you see is the same users over and over and over again on top quotes.

  7. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    I hate it when people say "theyve been dating for a week or a day and already love each other? like wtf"
    Have you stopped to think about the boy you like? Or a boy you have been talking to for a while? Well maybe theyre in that situation. Maybe theyve liked each other for a while. maybe even loved* each other for a while. Maybe theyve just now made it official. You wouldnt like it if people said that about you, i promise. This happened to me and i promise you it didnt feel good for people to be saying stuff like that. They dont know the story or the history of it. Think before you speak.

  8. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Dad: Give me a fork.
    Me: Whats the magic word?
    Dad: Give me the f*cking fork before i stab you with it.
    Me: *Gives him fork*
    Dad: *laughs, yells GET TO THE CHOMPING, & runs away*
    True story.

  9. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Crush: Hey! :)
    ...loljk that wouldnt happen.

  10. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Normal Girls:
    Omg i wonder what it would be like to be popular. So popular everyone wants to be your friend and hang out with you. If only... :/
    Me:
    Omg i wonder what it would be like to get top quotes all the time. to be so witty-famous that every one wants to follow you and comment on your profile. If only... :/

  11. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    Steve for president.

  12. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    In 20 years, twerking will be as legendary as the cha-cha slide.

  13. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    && Guess what, silly little boy? I beat you at your own little game. (;

  14. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Do it today.
    it might be illegal tomorrow.

  15. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Sometimes you just can tell someone how you really feel.
    Not because you dont know why.
    Not because you dont know your purpose.
    Not because you dont trust them.
    But because you dont know if you can find the words to
    help them understand.

  16. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Rumors: In one ear, out of many mouths.

  17. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    There are two ways to argue with a girl. Niether works.

  18. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    im not arguing, im just
    explaining why im right .

  19. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    i have crocs. They are camoflauge and i wear them with alm0st everything.
    sweat my swag b!tches

  20. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Days like this,
    when im falling a.p.a.r.t....
    i sit here & wonder, if there's anyone out there -
    that cares enough to put me back together.
    **my quote**

:)

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