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  1. TaintedCorruption TaintedCorruption
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Sister: What's a pedestrian?
    Me: Ask mom.
    Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.
    Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!
    Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.
    Mom: But you are a pedestrain
    Sister: *cries*

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    when you step on
    your pet's foot
    DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
    ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
    BEST FRIEND COME ON
    LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
    CAT: What the heck? Do you have
    any idea what you just did? You
    stepped on my fricken foot, you
    moron. I will not accept your
    apology so easily I'll just
    leave you for a while and hide and when
    you come near me I'll hiss at you
    stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
    then it won't hurt so goddarn much
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
    it would solve obesity in the United States
    and starvation in Africa

  5. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
    Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
    "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
    AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
    IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    If you're having a bad day
    just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 10:55pm UTC
    this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard

  9. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    how everyone else flirts: We should totally hang out sometime!;D
    How I flirt: *yells from a distance* I really wanna touch you! *hides behind the corner*


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  12. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    When I'm sad, please don't ask me what is wrong.
    Just hug me.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I'm going out
    Mom: ...With friends?
    Me: No mom, with
    terrorist.

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    My mom likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.

  16. reasmile reasmile
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 7:43am UTC
    it's embarrassing
    .
    to have to vote your own quote

  17. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    When you send a girl home from school because her shorts or skirt are too short,
    or her clothing is immodest,
    you are teling her that hiding her body is more important than her education.
    You are telling her that making sure the boys have a
    distraction- free learning
    environment is more important than her education.
    In a way, you're telling her that the boys are more
    entitled to an education than she is,
    and that isn't acceptable .

  18. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 9:52pm UTC
    And I must confess:
    my heart's in broken pieces
    and my head's a mess
    AND IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING
    and i'm walking along
    beside the ghost of every drinker here
    WHO HAS EVER DONE WRONG
    and it's you that's got me going crazy for the things you do.

  19. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    me: mom i got all a's
    mom:
    me: mom i cleaned the whole house
    mom:
    me: mom i dont do drugs and im not pregnant
    mom:
    mom: is this your cup on the table
    me: yes
    mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:19pm UTC
    A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.

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