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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.

  2. wdmb14 wdmb14
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    Its almost like you put a spell on me,
    everyday I fall for you a little bit more,
    and everyday,
    I wonder if you feel the same way.

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    Person: So whats new in your life?
    Me: Nothing. Not a damn thing!

  4. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:29pm UTC
    I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

  5. bresome bresome
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    I'm not a perfect girl,
    My hair doesn't always stay in place,
    I spill things a lot,
    I'm VERY clumsy,
    Sometimes I have a broken heart.
    My friends and I sometimes fight,
    And maybe some days it seems like nothing goes right.
    But then I think about it & take a
    step back I remeber how amazing life
    truly is and through all my imperfections...
    I still have Witty.

  6. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    "Ahh, you're so hot!"
    I whispered to a
    plate of food I pulled
    out of the microwave.

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
    1. What is your middle name? Rose Marie
    2. How old are you? 15
    3. What is your birthday? December 25
    4. What is your zodiac sign? capricorn
    5. What is your favorite color? blue
    6. What's your lucky number? 12, 19 or 28
    7. Do you have any pets? a dog and a brother
    8. Where are you from? Pennsylvania
    9. How tall are you? 5'5
    10. What shoe size are you? 7.5 or 8
    11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 10
    12. What was your last dream about? I don't remember dreams
    13. What talents do you have? amazing memorization skills and realistic fake sneezes
    14. Are you psychic in any way? yeah, I get horrible déjà vu.
    15. Favorite song? Cop Car by Keith Urban, Highway Don't Care by Tim McGraw, West Coast by Lana Del Rey and Heaven by Jake Worthington
    16. Favorite movie? Miracle
    17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone athletic with a good sense of humor
    18. Do you want children? Yes like a lot
    19. Do you want a church wedding? Yeah
    20. Are you religious? Yeah
    21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yep
    22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? No
    23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Claude Giroux
    24. Baths or showers? "Let me sit in dirty water as I try to wash off"
    25. What color socks are you wearing? Tan
    26. Have you ever been famous? PEOPLE ON TUMBLR WERE JEALOUS OF ME LAST WEEK
    27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? If it means that I would marry someone else who was a celebrity then yes.
    28. What type of music do you like? Country, alternative, some pop
    29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No
    30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1
    31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my stomach
    32. How big is your house? Uh idk ??????
    33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Bagels or English muffins
    34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
    35. Have you ever tried archery? No
    36. Favorite clean word? Beau Bennett and/or flawless but same thing
    37. Favorite swear word? F.uck in all forms.
    38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? Two minutes
    39. Do you have any scars? One on my knee, my hand, the back of my head and on my tongue
    40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Lol why would someone admire me
    41. Are you a good liar? yaaaaas
    42. Are you a good judge of character? No, not at all
    43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Canadian but I think I'm Canadian
    44. Do you have a strong accent? Yes omg
    45. What is your favorite accent? Canadian (specifically Saskatchewanian), Californian
    46. What is your personality type? Sarcastic, negative, loud, rude
    47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Probably like my Victoria Secret pants since I'm a thrift shopper
    48. Can you curl your tongue? yaaaas
    49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie. I would die if I was an outie
    50. Left or right handed? Right
    51. Are you scared of spiders? Hell yes
    52. Favorite food? Brownies
    53. Favorite foreign food? Pasta
    54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy as hell
    55. Most used phrase? Don't talk to me
    56. Most used word? No
    57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 30 minutes ?
    58. Do you have much of an ego? Kinda
    59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Both
    60. Do you talk to yourself? When I'm alone
    61. Do you sing to yourself? In the shower
    62. Are you a good singer? HAHAHAHAHA I wish
    63. Biggest fear? Drowning
    64. Are you a gossiper? Yes
    65. Best dramatic movie you've seen? Titanic
    66. Do you like long or short hair? Long
    67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yes
    68. Favorite school subject? Lunch
    69. Extrovert or Introvert? Exxxxxxtroooooooovert
    70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yaaaaaas
    71. What makes you nervous? Tests
    72. Are you scared of the dark? Heeeelllllllllllll no
    73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? It's uncontrollable.
    74. Are you ticklish? Not really
    75. Have you ever started a rumor? Yep
    76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yep
    77. Have you ever drank underage? Yeah
    78. Have you ever done drugs? No answer
    79. Who was your first real crush? Leonardo DiCaprio mothafuuuckkaaaaa
    80. How many piercings do you have? 1
    81. Can you roll your Rs? Yaaaaaas
    82. How fast can you type? Speedy quick
    83. How fast can you run? Not fast but not too slow
    84. What color is your hair? STRAWBERRY BLONDE FUUUUCK YOU
    85. What color are your eyes? Hazel
    86. What are you allergic to? Cats, pollen, trees, grass, dust
    87. Do you keep a journal? No
    88. What do your parents do? My mom is a nurse and my dad is a computer analyst for an international company.
    89. Do you like your age? 20 bc all my baes are 18-22
    90. What makes you angry? Near freaks, the Dallas Cowboys
    91. Do you like your own name? Who does ???
    92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Taylor, Sam, Brendan
    93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Both
    94. What are you strengths? Tripping, sneezing, repelling boys
    95. What are your weaknesses? Tripping, sneezing, repelling boys
    96. How did you get your name? idk you're basic
    97. Were your ancestors royalty? yas
    98. Do you have any scars? Can u not
    99. Color of your bedspread? Patchwork thingy
    100. Color of your room? God awful pink

  8. Potato101 Potato101
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 5:52am UTC
    Mum: You look like a cat .Me: You have Cat to be Kitten me right Meow Mum: ...Me: ...:O

  9. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    Please pray for taylor (xEmoPrincessx ). She has cancer every pray counts either you comment or like it counts so don't be douchbags just fav please she is an amazing girl I dunno what will happen to me if she goes so please pray if you don't pray your stingy lilttel fuckerss who are selfish please fav love you princess :**

  10. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    they say that the world was built for two,
    only worth living if somebody is loving you.

  11. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 4:40pm UTC
    love is all that i need and
    i found it there in your heart.
    © irrestible

  12. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 12:47pm UTC
    computer: wanna update this
    me: sure
    computer: you have to restart your com-
    me: never mind


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    Everybody Thinks
    That A Girl's Dream Is To Find The P E R F E C T guy.
    Yeah right, our dream is to
    E A T W I T H O U T G E T T I N G F A T .

  15. Mxlli Mxlli
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 9:05am UTC
    My friend said
    "Onions are the only food that can make you cry."
    that was before I
    HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A
    watermelon.

  16. fruit fruit
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 4:15am UTC
    Hi! I'm a fruit.

  17. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  18. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  19. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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