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January 31, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Guy 1: "So, how's the elevator buisness going?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it has it's ups and downs."

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Mollie88
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January 31, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Reach for the moon; even if you miss you'll land among the stars.

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Melrose*
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January 30, 2013 4:47pm UTC

has anyone ever sat down and thought
about how depressing romantic movies are.
i mean, two strangers are acting like theyre in love.
and its pretty convincing.
so i wouldnt say 'i want a love like the movies'
unless you want fake, made up love.

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 31, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You have the right
to leave someone.
But at least tell them why,
cause what’s even more painful than being abandoned
is knowing you’re not worth an explanation.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wuvyouboo
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January 23, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and someone asks for 2, how many do you
have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: If somebody forcibly takes 2 of
the cakes, how many would you have left
then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.

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Eli22b
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January 23, 2013 7:48pm UTC

*At the eye doctor trying on glasses*
Me: but moooommmm these ones make me look like a nerd!!!
Mom: You are a nerd!!
Me: no, I'm a geek, there's a difference.
Guy next to us: *bursts out laughing*
true story

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lovecrazy
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January 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Me: Mom, everyone's going.
Mom: Be a leader, not a follower.
Me:
Mom:
Me: Fine.
Me: I'll just lead myself into the kitchen and get some food.
Me: And then I'll lead myself to the computer and sit there for hours.
Me: I'm going to start a new trend called "let's get fat and be internet addicts."
Me: Cause I'm a leader, not a follower.
Mom:
Me:
Obama:
Your mom:
Honey Boo Boo:
Channing Tatum: You're hot.
Me: What?
Mom: What?
Channing Tatum: Can you please lead yourself into my bedroom?
Me:
Mom:
Channing Tatum:
Me: This is me being a uh leader and uh leading myself into Channing Tatum's bedroom and never coming out.
Me: Cause remember? I'm a leader, not a follower.
True story.
Okay, maybe the last part didn't happen, but we all know he was thinking it.

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i farted in the apple store and everyone was mad;
it isn't my fault they don't have Windows.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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January 23, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Today a guy in my class told us that he's gay and wanted everyone to know because that's who he is.
My teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should do it now...
And this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.
We aren't allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
*tumblr*

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dolph*
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January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC

This was posted on Facebook:
bf n gf were siting at a tabel
dey were haeving a conversatein
da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?"
boy sed "NO...."
girl was sad she ran away n cryed
she triped over a CHAIR
she was ded.
boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever."
dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever.
This post made me ill.

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 3:22pm UTC

me: *likes character*
character: *dies*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 12:16pm UTC

the awful moment
when you finish a good book and have to
face the reality of your boring life
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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demons*
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January 27, 2013 9:40pm UTC

*Eats alphabet soup*
Chokes on the D

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finding_nemo
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January 27, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles.
In other words, you're accepted into this dysfunctional family

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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lexybaybay741
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January 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Just found out information that made me really wanna die..
I just found out that I'm the reason my mom and grandma hate each other..
I ruined my family.
I just heard my mom and my cousin on the phone, my mom's crying because my grandma hates her.
Ever since my mom got pregnant, my grandma hasn't said she loved her.
I'm done.
My family would be better if I didn't exist.
Well I'm gonna find that out.
I'll live to my 16th birthday, then I'm out.
22 more days to think about it.
I'm sorry witty but I don't think I can take this anymore.

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Sophia3214
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January 9, 2013 5:26pm UTC

"When I was little, I was teased because of my weight. I tried dieting, but diets always failed. Little-by-little I started feeling gloomy. I got to the point where I couldn't make friends, and I started hating myself more and more. I became completely unable to smile. I thought no one in the world would ever like me the way I am now. But at the same time I also thought, if that's the way it is, then I should at least like myself." <3
NMQ

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lizzygaddy
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January 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC

fav this if you
belive in god♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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