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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    the person who invented marriage was creepy:
    "hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

  2. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 10:57pm UTC
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    double quote format by Breeze

  3. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
    A Witty Party.
    It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
    and the prizes would include little band member/
    book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
    we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
    they're all played by the end of the night,
    and we'd just have the best time ever.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  6. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 12:03am UTC
    If you don't support gay marriage,
    I do not support you breathing.
    I don't hate you...
    Oh wait, nope i hate you.
    MQ

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    My brother proposed
    to his boyfriend last night!
    Conrad Chanler & Damien Forester
    <3 Goodluck boys <3
    He said yes :)

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    MESSAGE TO SELF:
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    Cut
    C
    u
    t
    Until the pain goes away.
    CUT DEEPER.
    MQ


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    me: *signs in*
    me: oh that's a funny quote
    me: *fave*
    witty: you need to sign in to add this quote to your favourites
    me: go home witty, you're drunk.

  12. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 1:09am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Zach Parker ♥
    C h a p t e r 33
    Heart break.
    Not once in my 23 years had I ever experienced something like this. Not when my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me, not when I was 15 and saw my girlfriend cheating on me.
    Never.
    When Logan and I had been talking, I hadn't had time to comprehend anything. I spoke with impulse and everything she said didn't sink in.
    “Why'd you date me if you weren't interested? For money? So you could go tell your friends? Why, Logan?”
    “Money,” she said, looking down at her hands.
    I was just a game, someone she used to get some extra cash. I sat down on my desk and closed my eyes, sighing heavily. Somebody knocked on the door and Kelly came in. I internally groaned as she walked towards me.
    “Zach,” she said as she bit her lip seductively. “I was wondering about tonight? You never texted me back.” Kelly had texted me last period asking if I had wanted to go out for dinner tonight and I had just ignored her.
    “Look, Kelly, I just got out of a pretty serious relationship.” I scoffed silently, at least I had thought it was a serious relationship.
    “Oh, I didn't know you were dating anyone.” I didn't reply but got up from my desk.
    “I need to go make a important phone call,” I lied.
    “I'll see you later, Zach,” Kelly battered her eyelashes.
    “Yeah,” I smiled weakly. Before my next class, I needed to get some air. I stayed outside until my next period. I would be teaching a group of year 8s and after lunch, I would be teaching Logans class.
    That I was dreading.
    Soon enough, I had to return to class and I was in a horrible mood. At least teaching would get my mind off this whole situation, my thoughts werevkilling me.
    “Okay, guys,” I began. “I'm going to give you some questions and put on The Princess Bride, I want you to answer the questions which have something to do with the movie.” The class groaned as I put the movie on and sat on my desk a pile of papers which needed grading in front of me.
    I stayed in my classroom all lunch, my phone kept going off but I ignored it and continued grading papers. Soon, it was time for Logans class. I kept grading papers as the class entered the room but every so often I'd look up to see if Logan had came in.
    She never did.
    As Courtney entered the room, she came up to my desk and asked, “Did you hear about the rumour?” I shook my head. “They say one of the teachers here are dating a student. Oh, I love scandal,” she winked before sitting in her seat. I frowned... she knew, she must of but she had said that, I had no idea.
    When the class so settled and quietly talking to each other, I asked, “Where's Logan? I saw her this morning.”
    “What a rebel!” One of the boys in the back, joked.
    “Grace?” I asked after I had finished glaring at the jock.
    “I don't know, I haven't seen her since History.”
    “Okay,” I sighed not wanting to show how concerned I was. Where had she gone after she left my classroom? I shouldn't be concerned because she never really cared about me but I couldn't help the fact that no matter what,
    I'd care about her.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: "A weeks all you needed and I know, I wasn't the happiest about your relationship to begin with but you both love each other. I know you guys do and you need to win Mr Parker back."
    {A/N I'm so proud of myself, I managed to write 2 chapters last night so I could quickly upload today (: This wasn't supposed to be in Zachs P.O.V but after I wrote it in Logans, I changed it because I liked it better. Of course, I'm not a guy so I have no idea what they think. Who ever hasn't commented on this quote: wittyprofiles.com/q/6608403 }

  13. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    What is life?
    They say it's from B - D
    From Birth to Death.
    But what's between B and D?
    It's a C.
    That's a choice.
    Our life is a matter of choices.
    [♥]

  14. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Perfect boys only exist in books bands.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    welcome to the friendzone.
    it's a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun (it's in the pouch!). there's trampolines and a ball bit.

  16. IzzyWizzy1998 IzzyWizzy1998
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    I Wish I Wasn't So Insecure..
    I Wish I Was Pretty..
    I Wish I Was Skinny..
    I Wish I Had Lovely Long Hair..
    I Wish I Was Taller..
    I Wish I Had Flawless Skin..
    I Just Wish I Was Happy With Myself..
    Maybe Then, I Would Be Confident, I Could Maybe Smile Properly..
    And Maybe, Just Maybe He Might Like Me..

  17. toogaytofunction toogaytofunction
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Problems with being a male
    - having emotions is seen as weakness
    - admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
    - being called a s.exual deviant or a p.ervert because you were expressing your s.exuality
    - a girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
    - being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is completely fine
    - makeup isn't even an option
    - not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you "gay"
    - being gay is seen as weak
    - you can't control the size of your "manhood"
    - you can't report s.exual assaults because being a male victim is apparently worse than being the r.apist
    - no male specific support groups or movements
    - unequal parental rights
    - extreme feminists treating you less than human all the f.ucking time
    - women can blame all men for all their problems and say all men are the same, but if a man blames a woman for something then they're a "s.exist pig who deserves to die"
    - people dismissing your problems automatically because apparently the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
    - no one will read this past the title.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    i was totally born in th wrong age...
    everybody today loves justin bieber, shopping at the mall and texting. me? i love living in a cave, scavenging for food, having to fend off dinosaurs left and right and having no recognizable language or major form of communication. you say nicki minaj, i say bang two rocks together. you say one direction? i scream unintelligible throaty noises. (am i the oooonly one?!)

  19. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    RƎVO˩UTION.

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Me: *teaching my 9 year old brother how to do a ponytail*
    Brother: I'll never need to know this
    Me: lol yes you do, for your daughters.
    Brother: My wife will do it.
    Mom: What if she dies?
    Brother: I'll find a new wife.

:)

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