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toogaytofunction

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Member Since: 27 Jan 2013 02:59pm

Last Seen: 9 Apr 2013 06:34pm

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Gender: M

user id: 348122

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I'm not new to this website. I joined in 2010 as a 13 year old with an embarrassing username and left after a few months due to becoming too gay to function. I re-joined today just to agree with someone that John Green is a beautiful asshole.
i probably won't want to talk to you, it's not because i'm "0mg l0lz s0 s0c14lly 4wkw4rd!!!"
i just don't like people in general.
I DON'T EVEN TALK LIKE THIS OMFG USUALLY I USE PROPER SPELLING AND CAPITALIZATION but no
gonna come here to complain about my imperfections or call me an asshole? aw, cute. i don't care.
bye now. x x x

- no I'm not gay nor am I making fun of gays, it's a quote from a movie omfg

toogaytofunction
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March 23, 2013 5:44pm UTC

I lost 4 followers today, lmao what did I even do?

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toogaytofunction
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March 23, 2013 1:09pm UTC

basically all we feel like doing is lazing around or just sleeping all day
but no, we can't do that because it's f.ucking los angeles.

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toogaytofunction
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March 23, 2013 1:02pm UTC

sigh I still don't know how I feel about the idea of The Fault In Our Stars being made into a movie
(but am I the only one who imagines Augustus looking pretty much like Freddie Highmore?? idek)

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toogaytofunction
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February 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC

MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK
~ so light 'em up up up

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toogaytofunction
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February 4, 2013 2:24pm UTC

if you're still making "this is super turtle/sandpit turtle" jokes about Shadow Moses by Bring Me The Horizon then just gtfo.

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toogaytofunction
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February 4, 2013 2:01pm UTC

if you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.

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toogaytofunction
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February 4, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Problems with being a male
- having emotions is seen as weakness
- admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
- being called a s.exual deviant or a p.ervert because you were expressing your s.exuality
- a girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
- being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is completely fine
- makeup isn't even an option
- not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you "gay"
- being gay is seen as weak
- you can't control the size of your "manhood"
- you can't report s.exual assaults because being a male victim is apparently worse than being the r.apist
- no male specific support groups or movements
- unequal parental rights
- extreme feminists treating you less than human all the f.ucking time
- women can blame all men for all their problems and say all men are the same, but if a man blames a woman for something then they're a "s.exist pig who deserves to die"
- people dismissing your problems automatically because apparently the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
- no one will read this past the title.

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toogaytofunction
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February 4, 2013 12:25pm UTC

FALL OUT BOY ARE BACK
AND I AM A 16 YEAR OLD MALE WHO IS SHAMELESSLY SITTING ON HIS BED AT 9:25AM CRYING HIS EYES OUT WITH HAPPINESS.

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toogaytofunction
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February 3, 2013 11:53am UTC

I'm married to the devil,
in the city of angels

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toogaytofunction
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February 3, 2013 11:14am UTC

What’s the difference between being hungry and h.orny?
where you put the cucumber.

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toogaytofunction
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February 3, 2013 11:01am UTC

If you can’t find a decent guy it’s not because there’s no such thing as a decent guy. It’s because all you talk about is di.ck, and s.ex, and how h.orny you always are, and then you complain that all guys are d.ouchebags. Most decent guys wouldn’t touch a girl like you with a stick even if they got paid for it. The only guys that are willing to touch girls like you are those that tap and pass.

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toogaytofunction
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February 3, 2013 10:19am UTC

if you think you're overweight, then here's a suggestion:
stop complaining, get your lazy a.ss off the Internet and go do something about it.

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toogaytofunction
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February 2, 2013 1:35pm UTC

we are an example of
WHY NOT TO FALL IN LOVE

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toogaytofunction
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February 2, 2013 1:18pm UTC

;
A semicolon is used when a sentence could have been ended, but it wasn’t.
Like your life could have ended, but it didn’t.

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toogaytofunction
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February 2, 2013 11:18am UTC

"My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."
- Augustus Waters