i was totally born in th wrong age...
everybody today loves justin bieber, shopping at the mall and
texting. me? i love living in a cave, scavenging for food, having
to fend off dinosaurs left and right and having no recognizable
language or major form of communication. you say nicki minaj, i
say bang two rocks together. you say one direction? i scream
unintelligible throaty noises. (am i the oooonly
one?!)