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happiest*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:11pm UTC

“youre so lucky that you can draw”
yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports

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Chelsea_Loves_You
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

So I Went To Starbucks Today
and the man asked me what's my name and then I said "Georgia Rose" and then he was like "Is your daddy a dentist" and then he gave me gum and was like "I've heard you got a dirty mouth" and then the guy next to him whispered "I got a dirty mouth."
Wow, all I wanted was my Caramel Frappuccino, but it had to turn into a musical.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC

What if you were holding a puppy,
And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
& it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
"I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Isn't it sad that almost every cute children's movie or TV show
That you loved when you were a little kid is actually a morbid and gruesome story with a traumatizing truth behind it?

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 6:05pm UTC

I hope you know your words are killing the boy,
who is already so close to killing himself.
mq

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 6:01pm UTC

IF PSY DOESN'T HOST HIS OWN SCIENCE TV SHOW AND CALL IT PSYIENCE THEN WHAT'S THE POINT

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC

You cant have a relationship
without any fights,
but you can make your relationship
worth the fight.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 2:47pm UTC

BAM!
And all of a sudden everyone is obsessed with the
song you liked months before it became popular

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 10:57pm UTC

When girls don't know how beautiful they are I just want to wrap them up in my arms and bake them cupcakes and sing them songs about how gorgeous they are

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 8:43pm UTC

show
a man witty and he
will laugh for a minute.
teach
a man to use witty and he
will spiral into insanity.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:07pm UTC

make
shorter quotes im
too lazy to read
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:03pm UTC

not sure
if that’s my original
thought or a witty
quote i’ve seen before
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:13pm UTC

i thought
i left my ipod in the
theater so we went
back to look for it and i
couldn’t see so i
turned on my ipod to
give me some light so i
could find my ipod do
u see where this is goin
g because i did not
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:20pm UTC

there's one part of
me that's like:
"You should do your"
work, and then you wouldn’t be
so stressed, and you would
feel a great sense of
accomplishment,
and you’d have free time
when you’re finished.
but there's another
part of me that's like:
"No."
They both make
such good arguments.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:00pm UTC

the best thing
that ever happened to me in
high school was about
6 years ago our teacher
never showed up for class and
neither did the sub so
one of the guys in the class just
got up and started
discussing his various
theories about the island in
lost and started
drawing different diagrams on the
board and ranting about his
fan theories and everybody just
went with it and raised
their hands for him like he
was the teacher and that
was the class.
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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC

friend
I love driving through town with my mom blasting thriftshop as loud as possible
Like • Comment • 49 minutes ago
Me
She didnt choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
48 minutes ago · Like
true story

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC

once
I asked myEnglish
teacher if teachers
shipped their students and
after explaining what
shipping meant she
told me that that is
literally one of the
most popular discussions
in the staff room
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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1D_Fanfiction
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 2:20pm UTC

In english today we were reading Romeo and Juilette and my teacher asked me if I believed the quote "boys love with their eyes not their hearts" was true
me: yes i do believe it
my teacher: so your saying boys are shallow
me: sure
my teacher: *name of boy in class* do you have anything to add?
Boy: if a girl is ugly then no one would want to be with her
Teacher: Hogan your point was just proven
another guy in my class: people like you are the reason people hate our gender....

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