abbyj2201's Favorites

abbyj2201

TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7140 points

badwolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7190 points

katieXOalice
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7332 points

FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7313 points

CMPSunday
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC

Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7330 points

itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7376 points

ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7429 points

xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7476 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7495 points

CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7514 points

TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7557 points

AnchorChasing
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;
"I'm in ____ class right now."
only me..?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7571 points

beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7709 points

xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7826 points

EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC

I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7739 points

Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7851 points

LimitedEditionBarbie
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC

trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake.. ] ♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8021 points

HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8255 points

storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8129 points

xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8420 points

Witty Profiles

abbyj2201