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Not ALL of the quotes are mine. <3

TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 3:14pm UTC

I Have A Crush On
You
but, it's impossible that we'll ever go out...
♥ :(

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posted a quote
November 16, 2011 5:32pm UTC

"She is
BEAUTIFUL"
Do you know the story behind that beautiful girl?
It's not that beautiful when you get to know it.

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November 16, 2011 5:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
November 11, 2011 5:13pm UTC

Stop Wishing
& Make It Happen
11/11/11 ♥

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posted a quote
November 1, 2011 6:10pm UTC

I said I was over you
but every time my phone vibrates,
I wish it was a text from you.

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posted a quote
November 1, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
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♥ ♥♥♥HIM♥♥♥♥
do I have a chance?
I want to know, because I really like you.
I
♥
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Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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posted a quote
November 1, 2011 5:51pm UTC

my 6 year old sister
Told me this morning
she dreamt about her
future husband
saving her from a witch
♥

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 8:21pm UTC

format-
whydoihatemyself
I miss how
we used to be
now it's boring to even talk to you
♥

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 8:12pm UTC

#7 it's a turn on
when he has a cute smile

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 8:11pm UTC

#6 it's a turn on
when he has natural swag ;)

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 8:09pm UTC

#5 it's a turn on
when he smells nice.

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 8:05pm UTC

#4 it's a turn on
when he Remembers your birthday.

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October 21, 2011 8:03pm UTC

#3 it's a turn on
when he Actually makes an effort to keep a conversation going with you.

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 7:58pm UTC

#2 it's a turn on
when he Remembers little details about you.

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 7:52pm UTC

it's a turn on
when a guy is a virgin & he admits it

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 7:37pm UTC

Confession #54
I don't want to get fatter,
but I keep on eating :(

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posted a quote
October 21, 2011 6:42pm UTC

my mom is a cancer reasercher I hope she finds the cure for cancer.
♥

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October 20, 2011 12:17pm UTC

Confession #53
I thought that you liked me,
untill you became a jerk.

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 11:51am UTC

YOU
should be doing your homework

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posted a quote
October 16, 2011 2:42pm UTC

Write a comment that has;
3 DISLIKES about the way you look (imperfections)
&
3 LIKES about the way you look (perfections)
~Fave please so other girls can see that they are perfect in their own way~
♥

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