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Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...

Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
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Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but

7447 faves · 67 comments · Aug 30, 2010 8:52pm

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The Sleeping Wallflower* · 1 decade ago
Football now that u explain it!!!
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ishiplarrystylinson · 1 decade ago
no. football guys are way better than cheer guys.. cheer guys are more feminine and football players are beastly. look at clay mathews and search guy cheerleaders. huuuge difference.
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kittehhh · 1 decade ago
if a guy was gay i dont think he would care about looking up a girls skirt...
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bizzeybeatsxo350 · 1 decade ago
Yeah so he would play football so he could tackle guys in tights
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weareyoungandbeautiful · 1 decade ago
Im a Boy Cheerleader
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Unknown_Person · 1 decade ago
OMFG LOL XD ikr
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idapease · 1 decade ago
goerge bush was a cheerleader, lol!
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AnkitaxP · 1 decade ago
I was the 6699 person to fave this, best number ever;)
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LoveSparks · 1 decade ago
my mom wont lemme be a cheerleader, one- shethinks its slutty. 2- the man looking up my skirts.
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dance3 · 1 decade ago
thats soo true i say that all the time about dancers there holding girls up by there and yet there the gay ones
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spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
haha told my friends about this....
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youngmoney · 1 decade ago
cheerleading cause they cant hit so they hang out with people they are like
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
there was a news report about i t, the guys who invented football were gay. :)
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
I'm a cheerleader, and i cheer for football players
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mclarizia98 · 1 decade ago
I love this omg soo funny but true
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randomfernanda · 1 decade ago
u copied from facebook likes
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TheSportyTypeOfGirl · 1 decade ago
haha ligit true
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6gilshark · 1 decade ago
Okay i play football but i never thought a guy who chearleaded was gay.....it is a good stament tho(for the football part).
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sentwithlove · 1 decade ago
I love this <3
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crazy4soccer7637 · 1 decade ago
LOL this just made my life complete!
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saraahxo · 1 decade ago
my cheer coach is a guy and basically the toughest, most manly guy i know. there is nothing more attractive then a buff guy doing a southern-style standing tuck(:
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