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jennaleigh29

1. jennaleigh29
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   "& i could tell you, his favorite color's green, he loves to argue, born on the 17th. his sister's beautiful, he has his father's eyes...." It sounds like Taylor Swift has been doing some stalking...
   but i still love her(:
   
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2. jennaleigh29
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   March 6, 2011 8:42pm UTC
   & Does anyone else remember when we were little and we thought "I know you are, but what am I?" Was the most clever comeback in the world?
   <3mine
   
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3. jennaleigh29
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   February 2, 2011 1:38pm UTC
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4. jennaleigh29
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   February 2, 2011 1:10pm UTC
   And is anyone else tired of seeing every quote on here saying "That awkward moment when..." ? we get it. life is awkward.
   
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5. jennaleigh29
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   December 7, 2010 9:04pm UTC
   boy: hey we should hook up sometime (;
   girl: ohh def
   boy: so when do you wanna?
   girl: welll i was thinking tonight
   boy: alright, lets go! ill drive you home too.
   girl: haha i was kidding!!
   boy: ohh... so was i...
   TRUE STORYY(:
   
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6. jennaleigh29
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   September 15, 2010 5:02pm UTC
   My mom gave me a nickel.
   She said "go buy a pickle"
   I didn't buy a pickle.
   Instead I said,
   "What are you talking about? Im not Snooki"
   Fave? :)
   
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7. jennaleigh29
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   August 31, 2010 11:14am UTC
   you might think blondes are the dumb ones, but brunettes are the ones that spend all their time making up retarded jokes about them (:
   
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8. jennaleigh29
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   August 29, 2010 11:42pm UTC
   Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess thats why they call it window pane <3
   
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9. jennaleigh29
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   August 29, 2010 9:42pm UTC
   So my Nana took me shopping the other day. we walked into Abercrombie..
   Nana: (at the top of her frikin lungs) the people who work here are probly deaf by age 30 because the music is so god damn loud!
   Me: alrighty then, lets go to Hollister now.
   we walk into hollister..
   Nana: its even louder in this damn store! heres some money, ill meet you at the car.
   hahahaha thats my nana! (:
   fave? <3
   
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10. jennaleigh29
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    August 29, 2010 9:23pm UTC
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11. jennaleigh29
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    August 28, 2010 7:25am UTC
    Q: WHY DO ELEPHANTS PAINT THEIR TOENAILS RED?
    A: SO THEY CAN HIDE IN CHERRY TREES.
    HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT IN A CHERRY TREE?
    A: NO
    SEE? IT WORKS!!
    (:
    
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12. jennaleigh29
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    August 28, 2010 7:18am UTC
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13. jennaleigh29
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    August 28, 2010 7:08am UTC
    SOME PEOPLE MAKE ME WANNA SAY:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHA....NO.
    FAVE IF YOU AGREE!
    
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14. jennaleigh29
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    August 28, 2010 6:53am UTC
    A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.
    But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damnnn... that was fun!"
    (:
    
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15. jennaleigh29
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    August 28, 2010 12:00am UTC
    All Bed, No Break-Fast
    I Always End Up On Top
    gotta love them Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirts (:
    
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16. jennaleigh29
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    August 27, 2010 11:49pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you're texting him and your phone dies?!
    
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17. jennaleigh29
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    August 27, 2010 11:40pm UTC
    And does anyone else make a huge deal about their birthday time?
    sorry random question that was buggin me (:
    
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18. jennaleigh29
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    August 26, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    Max: she didn't teach a mouse to roll over and play dead, she just put tequilla in its water bottle!
    Gotta love George Lopez :)
    
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