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1. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   Always be yourself,
   unless you can be Beyonce.
   Always be Beyonce.
   
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2. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   Hey You!
   You Deserve A High Five.
   /)(\
   YEAH!
   my quote
   
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3. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 2:13pm UTC
   Hey You!
   You Deserve A High Five.
   /)(\
   YEAH!
   my quote
   
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4. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   People:Ed Sheeran can't sing.
   Me:
   People: Ed Sheeran is ugly.
   Me:
   People: Ed Sheeran's songs are really bad.
   Me:
   People: Hey, what are you doing with that knife?..
   
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5. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   Dora: What shape is this?
   Me: A puppy.
   Dora: That's right! A circle!
   Me: ..What the hell, I said a puppy.
   Dora: Which path do we go down now?
   Me: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT B*TCH, IT WAS A PUPPY.
   
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6. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   Zayn: I wasn't drunk.
   Liam: You called yourself ugly.
   Zayn:...
   Liam:...
   Zayn:...
   Liam:...
   Zayn: OH MY GOD
   
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7. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   I used to laugh at Plankton because he was married to a computer.
   But now I pretty much am Plankton.
   
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8. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC
   The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger,
   Because it's the only finger with a vein that connects to your heart.
   Mind = Blown
   
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9. AnkitaxP
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   GPS: Go Straight.
   Louis Tomlinson: no.
   
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10. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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11. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    girl: i'm having heart surgery today
    boy: i know
    girl: i love you
    boy: i love you too
    *after surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    girl: where is he?
    dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
    girl: (starts crying)
    dad: i'm just kidding, he went to the bathroom.
    
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12. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    between your birth and your death.
    
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13. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    and have you ever wondered
    how long it takes for giraffes to throw up?
    
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14. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Wait..
    If the tooth fairy isn't real, what the hell did my mum do with all my teeth?
    
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15. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    .
    Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.
    Having sexx with a horse is legal in 23.
    Good going, America.
    
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16. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    S.C.H.O.O.L.=
    Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
    C.L.A.S.S.=
    Come Late And Start Sleeping
    F.I.N.A.L.S.=
    F*ck I Never Actually Learned Sh*t
    
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17. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
    Friend: I don't know, why?
    Me: She had no arms.
    Friend: okay...
    Me: Knock knock!
    Friend: Who's there?
    Me: Not Sarah
    didntmeantooffendanyone
    
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18. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    food food food, i just cant say no
    
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19. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Lying To Be
    Perfect
    Prologue
    Chloe Jones is a 16 year old model. She is known for her flawless skin, natural beauty, long hair, and of course, her signature red lips. She’s one of the most popular girls at school, attracting all the boys as well as having great grades. But when things at home start falling apart, she becomes depressed and feels like the whole world is on her shoulders. She decides to run away from home, and goes to live in a flat, on a worn down road with tough, aggressive gangsters everywhere. That’s when she meets Jayden, one of the sweetest boys ever. But with all the sweet and lovable lies, will Chloe believe that he is perfect, or will she find out he’s just
    lying to be perfect.
    hey there! this is just the prologue, if you like it pleaseeee fave! thank you if you read it!
    
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20. AnkitaxP
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Things Students Say:
    Students: Can we have class outside?
    Students: Can we watch a movie?
    Students: I don't get it.
    Students: You never taught us this!
    Students: What's the worst I can do on the final without failing?
    Students: Are we gonna get quizzed on this?
    Students: Can this be a group quiz?
    Students: When am I ever going to actually use this?
    Students: Can we use a calculator?
    nmf/mq
    
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