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HI.
i see your reading my profile, well first up let me say THANK YOU. i dont get many followers, but i have a
Follow-for-a-follow policy, so i'll follow you! Read my quotes, some of them are lame cuz this was someone else's account, and they just gave it to me. They said Witty was 'RUINING' they're life and they have better things to do then glue their eyes to a computer screen. LOSER... anywayyy Enjoyyy :)

WHAT THE HELL????? :D

randomfernanda
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 7:09am UTC

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED........
That on TV shows, it takes place for like 4 years,
and they only show each Character's birthday ONCE the entire series
MIND=BLOWN o.O

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 11:47am UTC

Today on TV I saw this McDonalds advertisement that said,
"McDonald's chicken nuggets! Now made with REAL chicken!"
FAIL.

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 11:43am UTC

YOU MADE MY DAY
...........Worse

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 9:55am UTC

How do i put this in a way you'll understand.....
NEVER IN A TRILLION YEARS

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 12:07pm UTC

REMEMBER WHEN..........................
You were little, u took the soapy foam from the bathtub and made it look like beard and pretended u were Santa Clause.

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC

I hate those people who say bad things about themselves so people would DISagree and that person would get SHOWERED with compliments.
SO next time someone says, "i hate my self! im so _________" ill just say "Yeah, ur TOTALLY right..."

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 11:06am UTC

Has Anyone Ever Noticed...............
That "Inappropiate words" have been shortened, and or changed so that Disney Channel can get away with it without being sued???
Inappropiate Term APPROPRIATE term
Sh*t...............................................Shoot
Cr*p................................................Crud
A*shole...........................................Pie hole
F*ckin'..........................................Frigin'
Oh my God...................................Oh my Gosh
LMAO.............................................LMHO
Dam...............................................Darn

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 9:17am UTC

When ur really mad.........
And thinking really MAD thoughts
They get Bigger
and BIGGER
and BIGGER......
Then ur head knots into pain and then ur mind goes blank
...........and YES, this unfortunately happened to me during a MATH TEST o.O

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March 20, 2012 10:12am UTC

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:09am UTC

A Perfect guy:
Dosen't smoke
Dosen't cheat
Dosen't swear
Dosen't lie
Dosen't stop loving you even after you leave him
Dosen't exist

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 6:01am UTC

Justin Bieber gives Selena Gomez golden jewlery, nice cloths, expensive dinners, kisses, and warm hugs.
I cry of joy if he gave me a brick

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:22am UTC

Letters begin with ABC,
Numbers begin with 123.
Music begins with Do Re Mi,
Love begins with you and me.

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Try Type: 'Im typing with my feet' with your feet.
im tgyşping withg myh feret
FAV THIS, TRY IT, THEN POST THIS ON WITTY

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Humans are so clueless that our
brains haven't yet realized that the
the word 'the' has been awkwardly
repeated twice in every time in the
the sentence. :D

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 11:54am UTC

There's always that weirdo in your grade that says 'SMURF' in every sentence :o

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 8:17am UTC

Don't you ever find yourself just
SKIPPING a quote just cuz it has no favs?

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:22am UTC

Look, just beacuz no one faved ur quote it dosent mean no one read it, it just means that no one liked it.
wait , i think i put that in a mean way, NOPE i think its very understanding

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:18am UTC

i still dont get why people write in their diaries,
i mean, if they dont want people to read it, why write it down?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A BRAIN AROUND HERE????!!!!!

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:15am UTC

i seriously dont get it.
i mean if there were a REAL fire at school, id be more worried about getting the f*ck outta there then getting into a single file line.
by randomfernanda

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randomfernanda
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 3:44am UTC

whenever u compliment me, i say "oh yeah....um thanx"
but i really charish every word u say in my heart.
Whenever u fall, i say "are u ok?''
but inside im praying ur alright
everytime u hold hands with that girl u love, i say "u guys are so cute together''
but inside, i wanna tear u guys apart.
whenever u kiss her, i say "awww, u guys were ment to be"
but later, i run home with tears steaming down my cheeks :'(
what does she have that i dont have? besides your heart...........§
IF ONLY U KNEW........ I LOVE YOU, no matter how much it hurts!!!!

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