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-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

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Favorite if: -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're

7718 faves · 133 comments · Dec 17, 2009 7:17pm

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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
This is the first thing I ever faved on here :)
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Nananananaa · 1 decade ago
Im sitting in a towel right now. Bwahahahaha
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ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
omg story of my life!!! :D
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cookie16070 · 1 decade ago
yup
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Gabbyboo1212 · 1 decade ago
While I'm sitting here reading Witty quotes, I'm sitting in my towel, too lazy to get dressed, then just happen to come across this one, and as soon as I read number 1, I died laughing, because that's what I'm doing at this very moment. ;P
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nene4u02 · 1 decade ago
Every one! but mostly 3rd from last:)
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iiRaineShine · 1 decade ago
Every one of them. I thought I was the only one that did the first one about the towel!
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz · 1 decade ago
Haha, every--single--one!!
(Well, except for the sup head nod...well, actually, I may do that sometimes... I don't even know!! Is that bad? Yeah, I think it is... Not as bad as the fact that I'm talking to myself in a comment... Well, it's 3am, soo, ya know...)
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love_story_teller · 1 decade ago
u just described me xactly!..... are u stalking me or somthing?:)
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LilyW · 1 decade ago
LOL Yup, that's all described me
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Bangingtotheright · 1 decade ago
me everyday
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cynthiaconant98 · 1 decade ago
thats all me!!

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allyyy · 1 decade ago
that just explained my life
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NatalieNadeau17 · 1 decade ago
every single one of those


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iamapineapple · 1 decade ago
ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE FIRST AND LAST ONE!!
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xxxxlovexxxx · 1 decade ago
Every one!
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02marber2002 · 1 decade ago
i do EVERYTING on that list
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XxMcKenziexX · 1 decade ago
every single one of those are true(:
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unicornsspongebobbatman · 1 decade ago
stalker i do all these things all the timeeeee
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track25 · 1 decade ago
i read this and was freaking out cuz i do allll of that stuff!!! :) haha lol

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