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1. iamapineapple
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   I'm running down the hall like Superman. I turn into my bedroom and realise there's a door.
   Nmf
   
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2. iamapineapple
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   Watching something recorded on TV and randomly pausing it just to see the wierd facial expressions that they have because you paused the TV halfway through one of their sentences.
   Just Me??
   Nmf
   
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3. iamapineapple
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   Being Sick... #1
   When you go to the doctor, never feel the need to tell the doctor what's wrong.
   Simply turn to your Mum (or Dad) and let them explain it all.
   Series?
   Nmf
   
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4. iamapineapple
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   When Life Gives You Lemons...
   Buy a rainbow unicorn and feed it those lemons.
   Nmf
   
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5. iamapineapple
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 2:39am UTC
   Hi everyone this is only my second quote! WITTY PROFILES ROCKS!
   Is there actually anyone who can read this stuff?!
   
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6. iamapineapple
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 2:29am UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   When you're at the Train Station and you find your sister trying to run through a wall claiming that she's trying to get to
   Platform 9 and 3 Quarters
   
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