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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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flyingbacon7
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January 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC

Do you listen to your heart?
Or
Do you listen to your brain?

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strawberry_skittles
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January 24, 2013 11:47am UTC

I'm in a relationship with my wifi. I guess you could say we have a connection.

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BlackButterflies
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January 24, 2013 7:00pm UTC

"you can expect homework every day in this class- -"
me: *flies out the window and flees into the sunset*

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Lolsorue_girl
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January 24, 2013 2:46pm UTC

I woke up with Liam Payne lying on top of me.
Yeah my OneDirection poster fell down on top of me during the night.

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Emmawbu
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January 24, 2013 5:21pm UTC

Things we all do #1
Calculating how many hours of sleep you'll get, if you go to bed "right now"
Series?
Cookiedoughformats

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spence*
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January 24, 2013 10:21am UTC

I wish I had
Kim kardashian’s talent of not having
any talent and making money out of it

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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 24, 2013 6:31pm UTC

*True story, happened yesterday*
*In the middle of maths and the fire alarm goes off*
Teacher: Everybody walk out sensibly, in a single flie line.
Everyone: *gets up to go out*
*Headteacher comes in*
Headteacher: Please can you all stay seated until you're told to go, it's just a practice.
*Everyone sits back down*
Teacher: *dramatically falls to the floor and starts singing* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS...
This made my day.

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

if you could choose between world peace and
bill gates fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?

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OneDirectionQuotes
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January 24, 2013 2:23pm UTC

Ed sheeran signed a girls cut and asked her to stop for him.
Girls, there is hope in this world.
♥

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lovecrazy
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January 24, 2013 1:01pm UTC

“
Boys think
girls are like books,
if the cover doesn't
catch their eye, they
won't bother to read
what's inside.
”
Marilyn Monroe

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dolph*
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January 24, 2013 2:04pm UTC

What the book says: "The curtain was blue"
What the teacher thinks: "The blue colour of the curtain exemplify's the protagonists depression. This is a key element to the premise of the story"
What the author meant: "The curtain is was blue"

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thetimeisnow
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January 23, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate

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HGlover12
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January 23, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Friend: Yo, you got the stuff??
Me: Yeah I got the stuff
Me: here take the gum
Me: and if anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.
MIDDLE SCHOOL DEALING

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