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Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm



Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate                                            
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Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake

285 faves · 4 comments · Jan 23, 2013 10:26pm

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kyshea16 · 1 decade ago
This made my life.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago
And who's the big hulking black guy from Allstate? Did he run off with Brandon from Easy A?
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thetimeisnow · 1 decade ago
no he ran off with the gieco geco
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago
I knew that Geco seemed sleezy
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