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Member Since: 30 Jul 2011 08:28pm

Last Seen: 10 Sep 2014 01:56pm

user id: 201586

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  1. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    SHE IS BROKEN BECAUSE SHE BELIEVED.

  2. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:48am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 12:07am UTC
    Reasons to date me:
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5. please

  4. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 10:52am UTC
    If you ever feel dumb,
    just remember that sometimes
    sloths mistake their own arms
    as tree branches
    and fall to their death.

  5. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 10:05am UTC
    I'm visiting Ball State University on Tuesday.
    Anyone live in the area? (;

  6. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    When I look in the mirror, all I see is a monster.

  7. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    I just realized that "lead" rhymes with "read",
    but also "lead" rhymes with "lead".

  8. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:47am UTC
    women are good for 70 things;
    sandwich and 69.

  9. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Tom and Jerry
    Childhood: You admire Jerry for his intelligence
    Adulthood: You relize that Jerry's just an as.hole and you feel bad for Tom

  10. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world
    to me is when an adult doesn't
    like me.

  11. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Everytime I buy a new wallet,
    I end up using all of my money on it
    and then have nothing to put in the wallet.

  12. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 7:56am UTC
    Amyone else having a hard time getting up this morning?

  13. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    1:00 AM: Can't. Fall. Asleep.
    7:30 AM: Can't. Wake. Up.

  14. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    That feeling when you realize that you're not good enough.

  15. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    Hey, there's a party in my pants(;
    ...And urine.
    ...vitied!(;
    ..Hello?
    nmq

  16. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Q: Why don't women need an umbrella?
    A: Because it doesn't rain from the bedroom to the kitchen.
    lol(: juss thought it was funny. no offense intended.

  17. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    Whenever I don't know what tags to put for my quotes, I just use my username. -.-
    Only me?

  18. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Mom: What do you want for dinner?
    Me: I don't care.
    Mom: Okay, well I was thin-
    Me: Chicken.

  19. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    When people complain about how much it hurts to get bullied then go bully other people.
    Like..I don't even.

  20. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    So, think about this:
    There was a period in time that we now refer to as "prohibition."
    Alcohol was illigal, and if you wanted some, you had to smuggle it.
    Now it's legal (for the most part), and we refer to that period as a pretty historical time for our country.
    So keeping that in mind, I totally realized:
    We're living in the
    weed prohibition.

:)

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