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lasagnatonight

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Member Since: 5 Jul 2012 04:35pm

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"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your brekfast cereals based on color instead of taste."
-John Green, Paper Towns

hi. i'm Naomi, i'm 13, and I have no life. my friends are so amazing and such losers they're perfect. i'm obsessed with anything written by John Green, and half of my time is spent reading, or wishing I had something to read. the other half is spent playing softball or with my friends. this is probably getting boring, and you don't even care. so, yeah.


 
  1. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Government: To protect people from getting shot by murderers, we now ban guns.
    Murderers: Oh gosh, guns are illegal, better not break the law!

  2. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Mom: Here, take your clothes to your room
    Mom: *Hands me clothes*
    Me: Master has presented Dobby with clothes.
    Mom: Oh god, not this again.
    Me: Dobby is a free elf!
    Me: *Runs out of house*

  3. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Me when I flush my dead fish down the toilet
    Me: Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever.

  4. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Remember when everybody was like "What happened to Kesha?"
    Found her.

  5. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    So today I went outside and it was really windy.
    I was like, ooh we're definatley gonna have snow this year.
    But then I remembered that I live on the east coast.

  6. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 3:30am UTC
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    This is Jane. Jane thinks this format is overused.
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    This is Mary. She also thinks this format is overused.
    What do they have in common?
    They know this format is overused.

  7. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Pretty Little Liars Workout:
    -10 sit ups for every kiss/hug
    -Commericial 60 sec in place jog 10 jumping jacks
    -5 leg lifts per leg every time A is mentioned
    -20 second wall sits per flash back
    -10 squats everytime someone recieves a text
    -10 push ups every class room scene

  8. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    R.I.P Amanda Todd
    </3

  9. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    How typical middle school relationships work out:
    Boy: Oh hey wanna go out?
    Girl: Yeah sure.
    *Never Talks*
    *Breaks up the next week*
    Girl: Omg what am I going to do?!
    Girl: He was my life!
    Girl: I'm so lost without him!
    *Next day*
    Girl: Being single is great. Loving the freedom.
    Boy: Single & ready to mingle.

  10. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Person in Class: *Coughs*
    Me: You sir, are filthing my air.

  11. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    This girl on my bus had a butterfly.
    We tried telleing her she had to let it go....
    She hissed and tried to bite us.

  12. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    How pep rallies go:
    "Wooo football!"
    "You go cheer leaders!"
    "Yay! Softball players!"
    "Volleyball rules!"
    Me: I hate you all.

  13. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    Video Chat:
    3% looking at the other person
    97% looking at yourself

  14. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Our Health Class had a work sheet on role models.
    It asked:
    "Name 3 of your role models. Why? Explain."
    What I wanted to put:
    One Direction
    Ariana Grande
    Jenna Marbles
    What I put:
    Mom
    Dad
    Sister

  15. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Mom won't buy Nutella?
    This means war.

  16. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    I spent the night with my friend last night.
    I was away from my laptop for 24 hours....
    </3
    It's a disease.

  17. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    We should totally just stab Ceaser.

  18. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea.
    Yzma: A harmless little flea.
    Yzma: And then I'll put that flea in a box.
    Yzma: And I'll put that box inside of another box.
    Yzma: And then I'll mail that box to myself.
    Yzma: And when it arrives,
    Yzma: AH HA HA HA HA!
    Yzma: I'll smash it with a hammer!

  19. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Face it.
    Half of you have school tomorrow...
    And it's probably getting a bit late...
    But you stay on witty...
    Why?
    Because Steve has ruined all of your sleeping habits.
    Thank you Steve.
    Thank you.

  20. lasagnatonight lasagnatonight
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Hearing yourself in a video and thinking
    "Well, looks like I'll never be speaking again."
    ._.

:)

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