"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your brekfast cereals based on color instead of taste."
-John Green, Paper Towns
hi. i'm Naomi, i'm 13, and I have no life. my friends are so amazing and such losers they're perfect. i'm obsessed with anything written by John Green, and half of my time is spent reading, or wishing I had something to read. the other half is spent playing softball or with my friends. this is probably getting boring, and you don't even care. so, yeah.
Pretty Little Liars Workout: -10 sit ups for every kiss/hug -Commericial 60 sec in place jog 10 jumping jacks -5 leg lifts per leg every time A is mentioned -20 second wall sits per flash back -10 squats everytime someone recieves a text -10 push ups every class room scene
How typical middle school relationships work out: Boy: Oh hey wanna go out? Girl: Yeah sure. *Never Talks* *Breaks up the next week* Girl: Omg what am I going to do?! Girl: He was my life! Girl: I'm so lost without him! *Next day* Girl: Being single is great. Loving the freedom. Boy: Single & ready to mingle.
Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea. Yzma: A harmless little flea. Yzma: And then I'll put that flea in a box. Yzma: And I'll put that box inside of another box. Yzma: And then I'll mail that box to myself. Yzma: And when it arrives, Yzma: AH HA HA HA HA! Yzma: I'll smash it with a hammer!