Kelloggs is so messed up.
In one commercial the kids are unfair to the bunny, and never let him have any cereal or yogurt. Like, WHAT THE HECK? You obviously have plenty of both so stop beign so dang selfish! I mean lord, he was a kid once too, so what if he's probably a little over age, but didn't your parents ever teach you about sharing?
AND THE LEPRACAN. Don't even get me started on him. We've all seen his volt with all the charms, and if he wants more, he can say some spell to make more appear. But the kids are so obnoxious. Like, if he says no, no means no. Don't chase him over 201523889642682553684669267626 rainbows and forests, eat half of his cereal. Like, no. Go to the freakin store and buy your own. Not that complicated.
Parrots. Those little blue birds always steal other peoples Froot Loops. If they can find the cereal, so can you. Don't go around stirring up ancient mummies, pervoking an octupous, and an abominal snowman. Instead, try doing what you did 5 years ago riding around in your little ship hunting treasure, but the treasure was the cereal. That was the way to live.
Buzz, you think you're all high and mighty don't you? Going around 'Savin the Honey' all day gettin chicks, and medals from the mayor huh? Well, I hope that woman puts you on her wall of insects.
And that bird. Oh that bird. He just needs to go to a mental hospital. Oh wait, he'll turn that chocatley too. Why can't he come and turn my house choclatey while I'm on my period? No, instead he goes on vacation where he turns the volcanos and statues choclatey. What good did that ever do anybody?
Kelloggs just needs to get it straight, and get the commercials right.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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