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Emmawbu

1. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 11:25am UTC
   I'm going to start making
   Lyrics videos & Fan videos on Youtube,
   So any requests?
   
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2. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   Things that annoy us all #1
   178265396354 tabs open...
   Can't figure out which one the sound is
   coming from
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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3. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2013 5:51pm UTC
   Directioners: The Musical
   (This is the scene where we find their houses)
   Directioners: Stalked you outta the sky
   I'm your creep tonight
   I like your face-e-e
   And you've got a nice place.
   One Direction: Get out, get out, get out
   Of my house you're scaring me
   And I'm creeped out
   I don't, I don't, don't know
   what you're doing
   Leave or I'll call the police
   We've got a weird fanbase.
   
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4. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 6:43pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   but only that's true.
   Cos violets are purple,
   not fcking blue.
   
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5. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   Things we all do #2
   Running upstairs really fast at night,
   as you're scared of the evil presence that's following you.
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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6. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 6:17pm UTC
   The only way people would
   fall for me,
   Is if they tripped over the wire of my laptop charger
   
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7. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 5:37pm UTC
   Pipe the fck down
   It's P.E
   not the olympics.
   
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8. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 5:21pm UTC
   Things we all do #1
   Calculating how many hours of sleep you'll get, if you go to bed "right now"
   Series?
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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9. Emmawbu
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2013 4:43pm UTC
   Take your age..
   Now add 5 to it...
   That's your age in 5 years;)
   
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10. Emmawbu
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    The morning after,
    when you see the damage you've done from self harm
    
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11. Emmawbu
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Everyone knows...
    Guys like the skinny girls best:L
    
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12. Emmawbu
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    One Direction 3D movie
    Here's your:
    3D glasses
    Oxygen tank
    &Extra pair of pants
    
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13. Emmawbu
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    You still have to squeeze into your jeans,
    but you're perfect to me
    
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