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  1. gmarie gmarie
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:18pm UTC
    We were in the car and my dad was all like “If all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “Yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road.
    *this IS from Tumblr, not my quote*

  2. TheLiesBehindTheHazelEyes TheLiesBehindTheHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    W h e n s o m e o n e s a y s
    "You're blushing!"
    a n d y o u ' r e j u s t l i k e
    Well it doesn't really matter at this point if I was before,
    b e c a u s e I ' m d a m n c e r t a i n m y f a c e i s a t o m a t o n o w .

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I really wish you
    wouldn't pretend to care
    about me.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. wishfull_thinking wishfull_thinking
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Depression feels like home.
    Happiness is just a place you visit.

  6. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    In another life
    I would be your
    girl

  7. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    lol my cat is licking my One Direction bag,
    correction she is licking Harry's crotch on the
    One Direction bag.
    I think I should give her the talk.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    greatness requires action.
    you can not place an egg
    o n a p i l e o f f l o u r a n d s u g a r
    and expect it to
    b a k e a c a k e

  9. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    Girls never get mad for no reason.
    It may be over something small or stupid,
    but there’s always a reason.

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    My version of Live While We're Young
    "I am lazy lazy lazy, I don't see the sun.
    I know it's been five hourse, but it feels like one.
    My ovaries have vanished,
    There's not a single one.
    Never gonna get some,
    Cause blogging is fun!"

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Do you know what it feels like?
    To be the ugly friend?
    To never feel good enough?
    To be the girl everyone overlooks?
    To hate everything about yourself?
    To feel like no one cares?
    To be self conscious of every little thing?
    To look in the mirror and see nothing but imperfection?
    To be a failure?
    To constantly feel alone?
    To get sick looking at yourself?
    To feel like you don't belong here?
    Do you know what it feels like to be me?

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    dear witty,
    WHEN I MADE MY LAST QUOTE WITH THE TRUTH
    i expected the worst kind of cruelty
    BUT YOU SURPRISED ME IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
    i can't express how grateful i am
    and i won't go

  13. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Haylor's finally over.
    I can see the album now.
    1. The Wrong Direction
    2. They Threw Carrots At Me
    3. His Pants Were Too Tight
    4. He Wanted The One In Stripes
    5. He Flirted With Mom
    6. The Curls Are A Trap
    7. Too Low, Too Slow
    8. The Leprechaun Hates Me

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:14am UTC
    why do people say "apple and oranges" when
    comparing two things completely different? they're both fruit. they should say something like elephants and crystal meth.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I’ve noticed
    that whenever a person commits suicide,
    people are suddenly saying,
    “It’s a shame, he or she was so beautiful.”
    Here’s an idea:
    Tell them that while they’re still alive,
    then maybe they’ll stick around to hear it.

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    to a great mind
    n o t h i n g i s l i t t l e

  18. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:11am UTC
    There are people
    Who live their lives like anyone else. Most of them are teenagers. They go to school, do their homework, and eat, and sleep and have other hobbies. They have their fandoms, their music, anything else you might associate with ordinary teens. But these are not ordinary teens. While they live their ordinary lives, one tiny little thing makes them less ordinary, and a little bit amazing. These people come from all different parts of the world, but are all connected by one thing.
    they are the wittians.

  19. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:05am UTC
    If each boy of One direction was a GPS...
    Harry: Erm, basically you.. uh.. drive for like...1 mile.. then.. you erm..you..missed..the..turn.. Re..calculat..ing.
    Louis: Listen b****, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss it, that is your own problem not mine.
    Zayn: Aha, enjoy the car ride! that is life.. turn left at the next intersection.
    Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru! I was a sandwhich!
    Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, i am sorry! that was really bossy of me! i am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! i am sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no, i just said hell! oh my gosh! i am so sorry God. Please forgive me.
    nmq/f


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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