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Haylor's finally over.
I can see the album now.

1. The Wrong Direction
2. They Threw Carrots At Me
3. His Pants Were Too Tight
4. He Wanted The One In Stripes
5. He Flirted With Mom
6. The Curls Are A Trap
7. Too Low, Too Slow
8. The Leprechaun Hates Me
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Haylor's finally over. I can see the album now. 1. The Wrong

538 faves · 171 comments · Dec 29, 2012 2:57pm

MissTomlinson

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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
#8 is the best
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clocat1 · 1 decade ago
hes not my style
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dreamweaver16 · 1 decade ago
OMG! I'm dieing
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Infinity on high* · 1 decade ago
"He flirted with my mum."
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Haha;)
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX · 1 decade ago
WOW ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. xD
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Right? I had no idea it would cause that! :b
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wanderer* · 1 decade ago
lol!!! my friends and I are always making those jokes!!!
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
I love them. ;)
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Justscared · 1 decade ago
They haven't broken up just saying
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Yeah, I know. I posted this before the big kiss at midnight.
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ncisrox13 · 1 decade ago
The Leprechaun Hates Me <<<<<< I love it! xD
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Hahah, thank you!
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jayciecutie01 · 1 decade ago
I don't think she'll have that many songs about him & his bandmates. plus, her songs don't have stupid titles like that. lol sorry for getting defensive but I love Taylor Swift and hate the way directioners act. I live with one.
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tnutty · 1 decade ago
It's just a joke. I know you like her and I don't want to get in a fight.... But it's actually really funny.
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
I'm a Swiftie AND a Direction and the song names were a joke. That's what witty's about. don't hate on Directioners please. We love 1D for the same reason you love TayTay.
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jayciecutie01 · 1 decade ago
I' m not even hating? I' m allowed to get defensive when I see stupid things about my favorite singer. You directioners would do the exact same thing! And btw, witty is NOT just about making jokes. and it's nit about judging people for their opinion, which is what you 're doing
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
I'm not judging you at all. Taylor is one of my favorite singers too and I would not hate on another singer, like, ever. And you CAN put jokes on witty I mean it's something fun! There's no need to get defensive I'm just saying that we're all equal so can't we just get along
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Thank you. It's just a joke, jayciecutie01
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
Thanks c:
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Love your profile picture, by the way. ;)
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
Thanks so much cx
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vieragurl · 1 decade ago
Oh my god father numbers 2,3,5,6,and 8. Priceless!!!!
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Hahah, thanks. ;)
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BubbleBlastXOX · 1 decade ago
No I only hate her dating Harry :P
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Me. Too.
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storypanda99 · 1 decade ago
they didn't break up.
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
How do you know? :(
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
hold on; they broke up?!
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Yes ma'am. It sounds like it. Harry announced it on The Hits Radio.
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
What did he say exactly?
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
I didn't hear it myself, but it's all over everything. Check out twitter or something. :b
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
I have a 1D app and it says their still dating
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Oh no! I'll have to look it up and see what I can find.
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BubbleBlastXOX · 1 decade ago
lol and the leprechaun hates me
IM IRISH SO THAT SONG MUST BE ABOUT ME
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Hahah, well, do you hate her?
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hardyharhar123 · 1 decade ago
I heard its not over??
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
When? From who?? :o
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Am I the only one who thinks the "I like girls who eat carrots" was meant to be dirty?
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lovelife43 · 1 decade ago
That makes so much sense lol
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
HahahahahxD I never thought about that.
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Yeah, maybe it's just me...
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Well it made me laugh pretty hard!
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
:)
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.* · 1 decade ago
The last one killed me xD
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Lolol;)
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
Why do you care who Harry Styles dates? I'm sure he can make his own decisions.
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Of course he can. He's an 18 year old boy. But a lot of Directioners didn't like it because they either don't like Taylor at all or they know she has a reputation of going through boyfriends like underwear and then bashing them in her songs. Which can be entertaining, don't get me wrong. But we don't want her to hurt Harry.
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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
Well just like you said, Harry is 18. I'm sure he's not blind/stupid and realizes that she's had thousands of boyfriends.
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Well, yeah?
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
The leprechaun hates me lol I laughed at this for at least 5 mins :D Best quote ever
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Hahah, glad you like it:)
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elizabethhh · 1 decade ago
Who said it was over?
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MissTomlinson · 1 decade ago
Harry announced it on The Hits Radio a few days ago. I didn't hear it myself. But I've heard it from several reliable sources.
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