Mariam* posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:05am UTC
If each boy of One direction was a GPS... Harry: Erm, basically you.. uh.. drive for like...1 mile.. then.. you erm..you..missed..the..turn.. Re..calculat..ing. Louis: Listen b****, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss it, that is your own problem not mine. Zayn: Aha, enjoy the car ride! that is life.. turn left at the next intersection. Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru! I was a sandwhich! Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, i am sorry! that was really bossy of me! i am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! i am sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no, i just said hell! oh my gosh! i am so sorry God. Please forgive me. nmq/f
One direction at their child's parent teacher interview: Teacher : Your child is such a angel student, one of my favourites, such a sweetheart! Liam: Oh thats so great! i'm so proud of my angel child, i'm so proud honey, you deserve an ice-cream okay my precious little gumdrop pie lemon drop i love you. teacher: Your child tends to eat in class. Niall: well of cource he eats, he hungery? Us horans are always hungry! you trying to starve my child? teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, i'm kind of concerned. Zayn: he has my genes, he's a good looking kid of cource he likes to look at himself, i mean who blames him? teacher : Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates teachers and a few others. it's getting inappropriate. Harry: Now son, thats not right. stick with people your own age 'whispers in childs ear" is that sally's grandma? damn shes fit. teacher: your child has quite an attiude, he is known to talk back to teachers. he is too sassy for my liking. Louis: s I've taught him to stick up for himself. who do you think you are omg i cant believe you. do you know who i am? do you? caus eno one treats my child like that omg your like totally obnoxious, ugh how dare you? *snaps fingers in z formations* you're rude. goodbye. PaperLungs format/ nmq.
Pencil: you know, i'm really sorry. Eraser: for what? you didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: I'm sorry, because you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lost a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time. Eraser: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, i was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one. i'm actually happy with my job. so please stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. format by PaperLung/ nmq
When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded i take her to the library so she could get books on sign language. i asked why? she told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to be friends with him. Today i stood beside her at their wedding watching her use sign language to say "I do." LOVEGIVESMEHOPE.COM♥