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  1. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2015 1:01pm UTC
    I'm lying on the outside cause
    i'm dying on the inside.

    Format by Sandras

  2. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2015 2:52pm UTC
    Photographs are great because they never change
    even if the person in it has.

  3. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    You are in a relationship with One Direction.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    OH YES.

  4. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Dude are you ready to party!!
    Umm, who is this?
    Oh sorry, wrong number
    ...but i want to party.

  5. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:43am UTC
    You're like a coin.
    Aww.. Valuable?
    No, two-faced.

  6. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:05am UTC
    If each boy of One direction was a GPS...
    Harry: Erm, basically you.. uh.. drive for like...1 mile.. then.. you erm..you..missed..the..turn.. Re..calculat..ing.
    Louis: Listen b****, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss it, that is your own problem not mine.
    Zayn: Aha, enjoy the car ride! that is life.. turn left at the next intersection.
    Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru! I was a sandwhich!
    Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, i am sorry! that was really bossy of me! i am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! i am sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no, i just said hell! oh my gosh! i am so sorry God. Please forgive me.

  7. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    When someone says "i like your shirt" i look down to see what i'm wearing.

  8. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Mirror : Ohh, you look cute today!
    Camera: LOL, no.
    PaperLung format/ nmq!

  9. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    One direction at their child's parent teacher interview:
    Teacher : Your child is such a angel student, one of my favourites, such a sweetheart!
    Liam: Oh thats so great! i'm so proud of my angel child, i'm so proud honey, you deserve an ice-cream okay my precious little gumdrop pie lemon drop i love you.
    teacher: Your child tends to eat in class.
    Niall: well of cource he eats, he hungery? Us horans are always hungry! you trying to starve my child?
    teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, i'm kind of concerned.
    Zayn: he has my genes, he's a good looking kid of cource he likes to look at himself, i mean who blames him?
    teacher : Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates teachers and a few others. it's getting inappropriate.
    Harry: Now son, thats not right. stick with people your own age 'whispers in childs ear" is that sally's grandma? damn shes fit.
    teacher: your child has quite an attiude, he is known to talk back to teachers. he is too sassy for my liking.
    Louis: s I've taught him to stick up for himself. who do you think you are omg i cant believe you. do you know who i am? do you? caus eno one treats my child like that omg your like totally obnoxious, ugh how dare you? *snaps fingers in z formations* you're rude. goodbye.
    PaperLungs format/ nmq.

  10. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Pencil: you know, i'm really sorry.
    Eraser: for what? you didn't do anything wrong.
    Pencil: I'm sorry, because you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lost a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
    Eraser: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, i was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one. i'm actually happy with my job. so please stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
    format by PaperLung/ nmq

  11. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    People say you can't
    live without love..
    I think oxygen is more important.
    ThatsSoMeee format!

  12. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:15am UTC
    That awkward moment when someone asks you to tell more about yourself, and you're like;
    OH GOD WHO AM I?:o
    fb/ThatsSoMee format.

  13. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:11am UTC
    the awkward moment when you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare at it, it gets uglier.

  14. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Spongebob: hey patrick, are you mad too?
    Patrick: yeah!
    Spongebob: why are you mad?
    Patrick: i can't see my forehead!

  15. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded i take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.
    i asked why? she told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to be friends with him.
    Today i stood beside her at their wedding watching her use sign language to say "I do."

  16. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're tipping your cup to get one piece of ice and all the ice in the cup deicdes to go YOLO and attack your face.

  17. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:08pm UTC

  18. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 4:19am UTC
    The awkward
    moment when..
    someone is in their day dream and they won't stop staring at you.
    Format by defe4ted

  19. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Checking your phone to see what time it is and then checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

  20. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Sometimes i listen to the strangers' conversation
    and mentally give my opinion.


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