Mariam*'s Quotes

Mariam*
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:13am UTC

I send a long, meaningful
text.
You reply with one word answers.
fb/nmf

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:23am UTC

I hate when people are at your house and ask
"Do you have a bathroom?"
No, we sh*t in the yard.
facebook/nmf

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:20am UTC

When my friend doesn't come to school:
5%- "I hope she's okay."
95%- "THAT IDIOT, HOW DARE SHE LEAVE ME ALONE!
nmq/f

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 2:00pm UTC

When i was little
I watched raindrops on the window to see which one won.
facebook/nmf

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 7:27am UTC

if you're gonna be two-faced
at least make one of them pretty.
- Marilyn Monroe♥.
format credit to OneDirection

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 6:24am UTC

FACEBOOK.
You don't know something?
google it.
You don't know someone?
facebook it.
You can't find something?
"MOM!"

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 2:34pm UTC

That moment when..
you hand someone your phone to show them just one picture and then they start scrolling through the rest without asking..
"NO."
-nmf/q

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Mariam*
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:23pm UTC

facebook
The best way to end a status converstation on facebook is to like their last comment.

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:49am UTC

When you really have to pee but you are too lazy to get up.
Format by twilightgirl995

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC

facebook.
Say it to my face. not through facebook status.

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 12:19pm UTC

Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
nmq

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Your so pretty, without makeup♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:11am UTC

credittoforgeter
Whn your friend puts a
rubber band infront of you
and your whole life flashs before
your eyes.
"Beg for mercy!"
nmq

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 8:07am UTC

Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won't
ask you a question.
nmq

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 2:41pm UTC

I text you, you dont text back.
I feel stupid.
nmq/f!

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Mariam*
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Dear annoying person,
You have some bad habits.
Breathing is one of them.
nmq

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Mariam*
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 4:02pm UTC

"my mum said no":-(
LOL jk! i just dont wanna hang out with you.
nmq

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Mariam*
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 1:12pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
that awkward moment when...
you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness...
nmq
Nmf

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Mariam*
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 12:00pm UTC

-A boy is following a girl-
finally the girl turned around and said
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: because i was told to follow my dreams.
nmq/nmf.

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Mariam*
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Fave if...
Your a bit sad over something right now.
you lost a friend.
your mad.
you go on witty ALMOST everyday.
life sucks for you sometimes.
your reading this quote.
girlytomboy100.

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