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bgsoccer93
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March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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UnicornMcnuggets
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 10:06am UTC

Guy: Why did you slap me?
Other Guy: I didn't slap you, I simply high-fived you across the face.

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UnicornMcnuggets
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:35am UTC

When life gives you lemons, take them, free stuff is cool

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UnicornMcnuggets
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 9:49am UTC

Roses are blue,
Violets are unicorns,
This does'nt make sense,
Refridgerator.

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Btrytobefunny
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Gaileo: Great Mind
Einstein: Genius Mind
Newton: Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind
Me: Nevermind

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UnicornMcnuggets
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 10:07am UTC

When life gives you a lemonade stand
go up to it and ask for milk

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cujo*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:12am UTC

Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran? That ought to be interesting.
Grab some popcorn and buy some earplugs for later.

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cujo*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:50am UTC

guys, is smelling sharpies considered self-harming?
because i'm kinda abit addicted to smelling sharpies

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michbart4
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Instead of storing blood, the uterus should just
store snacks &like once a month you'll
get a bag of chips or something

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little_bit_str0nger
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:54pm UTC

anti-pick up lines
he: Can I buy you a drink?
she: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
he: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
she: Sorry, i will be having a head ache this weekend.
he: Go on. Don't Be Shy. Ask Me Out.
she: okay, go out.
he: I think I can make you very happy
she: how? are you leaving?
he: Shall we go see a movie?
her: I've already seen it.
he: Where have you been all my life?
she: hiding from you.
he: Haven't I seen you some place before?
she: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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mariahhhx3
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Basically me at school
Me: its too freakin early
Me: I hate you all
Me: omf walk faster, this isn't a freakin museum
Me: MOVE
Me: get smarter you idiot
Me: think before you speak, it helps
ME: stop screaming, you saw your friend yesterday
Me: ...
Me: I'm so hungry
Me: ugh
Me: maybe if I hit my head on the desk hard enough, i'll die

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LianaTomlinson
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 1:25pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

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sunkissedgirls711
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 5:44pm UTC

If you watch an Apple
store get robbed,
DOes that Make you an iwitness?
format:wuvyouboo

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Teacher: Why did you not study?
Student: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day.
But that 1 day is your birthday.

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LianaTomlinson
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 1:53pm UTC

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

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Lacrosse97
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 11:48am UTC

A little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said 'video games are for boys" This lady had a box of trix in her cart so the girl grabbed the box and said "Trix are for kids!" and ran away with the cereal and the game.

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:02pm UTC

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cr.acked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jai.lbird phase, you can make it through today.

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:38pm UTC

What's the difference betweeen a Ferarri and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Carry on.

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