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LianaTomlinson

1. LianaTomlinson
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 5:15am UTC
   Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
   Yesterday at 6:16pm · 2 comments · 5 likes
   Harry Potter Wait what?
   Yesterday at 6:33pm · Like
   Voldemort I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
   Yesterday at 6:40pm · 8 Likes
   
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2. LianaTomlinson
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   May 21, 2013 4:56am UTC
   Danielle,I want your boyfriend.
   Lottie,I want your brother.
   Anne,I want your son.
   Bradford,I want your boy.
   Nandos,I want your lover.
   
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3. LianaTomlinson
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   May 21, 2013 4:50am UTC
   In which fan club are you??
   I am a DIRECTIONER , SAADDICTED and RUSHER..
   Comment please!
   
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4. LianaTomlinson
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   February 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC
   At the Mall:
   Me: Hey girls do you want to go to that shop?
   Danielle: Yeah..I really love it..
   Kate:Oh look at that top..lt is awesome...
   After 10 Minutes a guy with a striped t-shirt and red jeans walks in the hallway in front of the shop
   All 3 of us look at him:
   Danielle:Oh nice style
   Me and Kate:Louuuuuis...Wait.......
   True Story! :) :) :) :)That's what directioners do
   
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5. LianaTomlinson
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   February 15, 2013 9:30am UTC
   One Direction are an English-Irish pop boy band based in London, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, and Louis Tomlinson. They signed with Simon Cowell's record label Syco Records after being formed and finishing third in the seventh series of British television singing competition The X Factor in 2010. Propelled to international success by the power of social media, their two albums Up All Night (2011) and Take Me Home (2012), broke several records, topped the charts of most major markets, and generated hit singles, including "What Makes You Beautiful" and "Live While We're Young".
   Who likes them? Comment
   
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6. LianaTomlinson
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   February 8, 2013 8:28am UTC
   1) Students are right
   2)Students are always right
   3)If a students is not right look at 1,2
   
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7. LianaTomlinson
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   February 8, 2013 8:18am UTC
   That awkward moment when you suddenly become self-conscious about they way that you are walking...
   
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8. LianaTomlinson
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   February 3, 2013 2:16pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you make eye contact with the cars next to you at the red light..
   
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9. LianaTomlinson
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   February 3, 2013 2:13pm UTC
   That awkward moment when your late for school and you walk in the classroom and everyone stares at you like you murdered someone....
   
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10. LianaTomlinson
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    February 3, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    you: hey remember the time when....
    *mom walks in*
    you: nevermind...I'll tell you later
    
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11. LianaTomlinson
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    February 3, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're going to hug someone beautiful and you hit your head on the mirror...
    
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12. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    If you're a directioner...
    Comment your name and I'll tell you
    with
    which one of the boys' names sounds
    better!!!
    
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13. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
    
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14. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Stressed is just desserts if you can reverse it.
    
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15. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Parents: Why are you awake so early? Me: Who said I went to sleep?
    
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16. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
    
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17. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
    
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18. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Naptime at 5 years old: I DONT WANNA!!!
    Naptime now: Praise the Lord!
    
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19. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    That awkward moment when youre walking out of a room like a model and your bag hooks on the door handle.
    
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20. LianaTomlinson
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    February 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you say the wrong answer to a question aloud in class confidently.
    
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