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michbart4

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Member Since: 5 Jul 2012 03:01pm

Last Seen: 14 Feb 2018 10:54am

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  1. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 11:05am UTC
    I feel like everyone hates me.
    I feel like I have no friends.
    I feel like I'm excluded from everything.
    I feel like I'm everyone's last choice.
    I feel like if I died today, nobody would even care.
    But I still smile.

  2. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    I really like this guy
    He was in my class in 5th grade and I had a crush on him. We didn't really talk or anything though. I had a slight crush on him throughout middle school, but I didn't have many classes with him, so I kinda like forgot about him. This year in 9th grade he's in gym, science, english, and math with me and I'm really really starting to like him again!! He sits next to me in gym, but its really awkward because we both don't know what to say. (I think our longest conversation was about not having a two hour delay.) And I was so happy because we just moved seats in science and he was sitting next to me, but then the girl behind him had to switch seats with him so she could see, so I don't sit next to him anymore. :( Can anyone give advice on how to talk to him more? And what do I say? I want to at least be friemds with him! And I'm really shy so that's not helping either! ughhh! Thank you for reading that!!!

  3. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    I opened a package of oreos and one of the oreos didn't have cream in it. Now I'm just sitting here wondering why bad things happen to good people.

  4. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    I opened a package of oreos and one of the oreos didn't have cream in it. Now I'm just sitting here wondering why bad things happen to good people.

  5. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Guys, when your girlfriend has
    Taylor Swift lyrics as her facebook
    status, you're either doing something
    very wrong or very, very right.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  6. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    People tell me there are plenty of
    fish in the sea, well that's nice
    and all, but I'm human and I don't
    date fish.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  7. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Facebook: ​I'm having lunch
    Twitter: #lunch
    Linkedin: I'm an expert in eating my lunch
    Foursquare: I'm having lunch here
    Youtube: Watch me eat my lunch
    Instagram: Look at what I'm eating in vintage
    Tumblr: i SHIP ME &MY FOOD SO HARD

  8. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:11am UTC
    We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone,
    Then leaving because they're taking to long to come out

  9. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    cat: meow
    me: meow
    cat: meow meow
    me: oh my lord. i speak cat.

  10. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Me: I'm so tired I couold collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
    Me: *gets in bed*
    Me: how was earth created?
    Me: who made microwaves?
    Me: how does the internet even work?
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
    Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks

  11. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Instead of storing blood, the uterus should just
    store snacks &like once a month you'll
    get a bag of chips or something

  12. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Girls Pockets: Can find a piece of lint. If you're lucky, two pieces of lint
    Guys Pockets: Can find car keys , a phone, a notepad, a claculater , the neighbors
    dog, an appartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

  13. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    This is how my week goes:
    Mooooooooooooooooooonday
    Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday
    Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday
    FridaySaturdaySunday.

  14. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Hardest job ever? Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed!

  15. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    ticket holder at the movie theater: enjoy your movie
    Me: thanks you too!!

  16. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    what if life stopped
    every 15 minutes for
    a commericial break?
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  17. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Question... Why are stores already selling Easter candy?
    Better question... why did I just buy some?

  18. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    *At a t-shirt shop*
    Mom: Can you find a medium in this shirt?
    Me: Hold on let me look.
    Me: *thinking to myself* I'm gonna be brave
    Me: Hey, you!
    Random lady: What?
    Mom: *whispering* she doesn't work here!
    Me: *whispering* of course she does
    Me: Come here!
    Me: I need you to find this shirt in a medium.
    Me: I mean, it has to be somewhere.
    Me: Why are you just standing there?
    Me: Go look for the shirt!
    Me: It's probably in that back room over there.
    Me: *throws shirt at her*
    Me: Here, this is the shirt, now go look!
    Me: Go!!!
    Random lady: Uhm, I don't work here...
    Me: *dies of embaressment and backs away slowly*
    This is why I don't try to talk to store clerks.

  19. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Mom: You should go outside more, you spend too much time on the internet .
    Me: Actually, mother, I think you'll find that the internet is an infinite, endlessly-growing source of information . It offers me a portal to an endless array of discussion, opinions, news, and facts that allow me to improve myself as a human being, both in my knowledge of the world we live in and my interactions with it .
    Mom: Well... as long as you're broadening your mind... carry on *leaves*
    Me: hahaha look at that cat!!

  20. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Does Dora' s mom ever wonder
    where her 6 year old is and why her only friends are animals?

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