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What's the difference betweeen a Ferarri and a sack of dead

151 faves · 27 comments · Feb 2, 2013 7:38pm

asianmayonnaise

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asianmayonnaise


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dinosaur · peas · tissues · funny

sshsecrets · 1 decade ago
lol. You people need to stop being so butthurt. It's funny. Take a joke.
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asianninjanerdsrule · 1 decade ago
Perfection.
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allison1225 · 1 decade ago
What's the difference between dead babies and ice cream?

I don't keep ice cream in my freezer ;)
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pokepoke38 · 1 decade ago
dafuq did I just read. lol wut xD
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Whats the difference between a kitten and a sack of dead babies?




I dont pet kittens.
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
...? XD
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
you clearly don't get it
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
No, no I don't. XD
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SkyBluexxx · 1 decade ago
Not sure whether to laugh
or be creeped out.
Hmmm.

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SlowlySinking · 1 decade ago
What's with everyone jocking my quotes?! I Posted this a while ago
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
Oh sorry I didn't know you posted it my friend told me it once.
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yeah_im_weird_ · 1 decade ago
i have to say......this disturbed me to no end but its ok cuz i find it totally AWSOME!!!! (the joke not dead babies : ])
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britany* · 1 decade ago
I feel you.


Wait, wut.
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
LOL XD
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LucieAndGeorgia · 1 decade ago
I have no words for my emotions
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♥Dreamer* · 1 decade ago
wtf did i just read?!?! lol
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MEEman · 1 decade ago
youere friend told you this? c; ohpleasegirl we all know you saw this on the onision videos comments :DDDDDDDDD
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livelaughwrite · 1 decade ago
ohhhh you comedy genius you ^-^
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
YAHHH
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
this disturbed me ._.
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
Yeah. Well that happens sometimes.
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
but..dead babies? o.o like rlly..?
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
Yeah..my friend told me it once
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
alrighty then.. i wont judge ^.^
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Uhh.. This would've been funny if you didn't make the dead bodies babies..
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SnaperDoodle · 1 decade ago
Wow. Look at Mr Can't take a joke over here
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asianmayonnaise · 1 decade ago
K
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