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livelaughwrite

Status: maroon 5>>>>life

Member Since: 4 Sep 2011 08:44pm

Last Seen: 24 Apr 2013 03:47pm

Birthday: April 21

Location: USA

Gender: F

user id: 215595

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if you go to my school i probably hate you
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  1. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    Would you rather be a friendless loser with self-confidence or a popular person with low self-esteem?

  2. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Random Questions About Me:
    Spell your name without vowels: Srh
    Your favorite number: 21
    What color do you wear most?: Dark blue
    Least favorite color?: Dark green
    What are you listening to?: The sound of my typing + the washing machine. ;3
    What is your favorite class in school?: English
    Are you outgoing?: I'm very outgoing on the internet if that counts *ba dum tsss*
    Favorite pair of shoes?: Brown Steve Madden boots
    Can you dance?: Can you poop through your nose?
    Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No.
    Can you whistle?: Not a chance.
    Write with both hands?: Are you on drugs?
    Cross your eyes: There are people who cant do that? It's not that hard like all you have to do is point both eyes at your nose...
    Walk with your toes curled?: Totes.
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I dont believe anything trusted, official, non-mental scientists don't confirm.
    Do you believe in miracles?: Yes.
    Do you believe in magic?: I learned magic isnt real the hard way as a child.. I still have a scar on my shoulder. jk :3
    Love at first sight?: Not possible
    Do you like roller coasters?: Never been on one
    Do you know how to swim?: Maybe I do maybe i dont, you'll never know.
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No *vomits*
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: Several times yes.
    Have you ever asked someone out?: Sort of
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: More than I can count
    Have you ever painted your nails?: Ooooooooooh yahhhhhhhhh
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: 400.8
    What radio station do you listen to?: Pandora
    What was the last thing you bought?: GUM <33333
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Italian futbol dont ask. -_-
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you IM'd?: Jillaysquid
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: MY DOGGY.
    Who was the last person you said I love you to?: ..My mom. #foreveralone
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?: Meh
    What can make you happy?: Hugs
    Do you wish you were happier?: Yes
    Can music make you happy?: Meh
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: 4 times, not by guys. okk i lied, two times by guyss
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: Dark brown with faded auburn tips #failedombre
    What does your hair look like now? In a bun
    Current piercings?: Ears
    Have any tattoos?: No and dont plan on getting any.
    Eye color?: Brown
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing?: peejayz
    Pants: Peejayz
    Shoes?: Invisible.
    Necklaces?: Cream cheese kinda looks like marshmallow fluff
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail: No
    Ran away from home: No
    Laughed so hard you cried: More than a human being should
    Thrown up in a store: Idk maybe when I was a small child.
    Wanted to be a model: With this face? Gurl, what u been drinkin?
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: More like cringe and ponder about what could have been done differently.
    seen a dead body: Not in person
    skinny dipping: Ew.
    THIS OR THAT
    Pepsi or Coke: Coke
    McDonald's or Burger King: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Burker King confessed to using horse meat in their burgers/chicken nuggets and McDonald's a bunch of random meats mixed together which they clean with ammonia, then use artifical coloring and flavoring to make it look like chicken.
    Single or Group Dates?: Have you seen my face, or....?
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
    Strawberries or blueberries: Both
    Meat or Veggies: Meat
    TV or Movie: Movie
    Guitar or Drums: Guitar
    Adidas or Nike: Nike
    Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
    Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes
    Cake or Pie: Pie
    MTV or VH1: Neither
    1. Were you named after anyone?: Yes, your mother.
    2. When was the last time you cried?: Last night..
    3. Do you like your handwriting?: Yes
    4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: Turtle meat
    7. Do you use sarcasm? It's a second language to me.
    8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yes
    9. Would you bungee jump?: No
    10. What is your favorite cereal?: Krave
    11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: Lol, what are you, 43?
    13. What is your favorite ice cream?: YELLOW MARSHMALLOW <3333
    14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Face...
    15. Red or pink?: Red
    16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: Face
    17. Who do you miss the most?: My grandpa
    18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: I really dont give
    21. What are you listening to right now?: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THIS QUESTION!
    22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: White. No one cares about the white.
    23. Favorite Smells?: CINNAMON <3333

  3. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    I have a gun.
    Get in the van.

  4. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    Reading a quote online and thinking, "Story of my life."

  5. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Teacher: What are some things you find melodic?
    Kid: Screamo.

  6. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    NO. WESLEY, ARIA IS NOT AVAILABLE. #prettylittleliarsproblems

  7. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    omg i lyk h8 ppl w/ bad grammer lyk wtf. lern 2 spel god
    kredit 2 karebear

  8. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    *watching swoozie on youtube*
    swoozie: You choose to be angry.
    swoozie: When someone's gossiping about you or whatever, they're not making you angry, they're giving you a situation to let your anger out.
    swoozie: The only person who has the power to make you angry is a cell phone provider.
    swoozie: Specifically AT&T.

  9. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    it does not matter how slow you go as long as
    you are not walking in front of me in the hallway.

  10. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    me: *logs onto facebook*
    popular girl: i-
    me: *logs off*

  11. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Sixth graders then: Playing outside, not caring about relationships, still having their innocence, owning dolls, age-appropriate clothing.
    Sixth graders now: Short skirts and tight shirts, making out with every guy that breathes, getting pregnant, caking their faces in makeup, spending their time on their iPhone 5's.
    Wtf happened?

  12. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Popular Kid: You're stupid.
    Me: That's no way to speak to your future boss!
    Popular Kid: Wha-
    Me: Nope. You're fired.

  13. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    so this popular girl I know was crying at lunch, so I decided to ask her why.
    Me: Why are you crying?
    Her: *sobbing like crazy* My boyfriend didn't text me back yesterday!
    Me:
    Her: Do you think he hates me?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Yes.
    she's an inspiration to all. Sometimes I wonder how she lives on.

  14. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    shout out to the perfume bottle that almost killed me xoxo

  15. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 11:47am UTC
    "honesty hour" and "comment for a name that sounds good with yours" aren't quotes.
    they're annoying, and they're not witty, cute, or funny.
    so stop posting them.
    *and i know this also isn't witty, cute, or funny. i'm just making a point.

  16. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:55am UTC
    Be who you are and say what you mean because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
    —Dr. Suess

  17. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:52am UTC
    Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. —Greg King

  18. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    girl: *meaningful quote worth reading* 2 faves
    boy: chicken salad 2653267367 faves

  19. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    that awkward moment in class when your friend grabs your arm and invites you to come mermaid dancing so you dramatically drop to the ground and scream "i don't wanna come mermaid dancing!" and everyone looks at you as if you have four heads.
    oh wait.
    that's just me.

  20. livelaughwrite livelaughwrite
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    thinking of a quote you think is hilarious until you verbalize it and realize it was a lot funnier in your head

:)

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