A mom visits her son who lives with a girl roomate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roomate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious...
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and this roomate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, he volunteered, "i know what you must be something, but i assure you, we are just roomates."
About a week later, his roomate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, ive been unable to find the silver plate. you dont suppose she took it, do you?"
he said," well i doubt it, but i will email her, just to be sure."
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate. but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son
Several days later, he recieved an email from his mother which read"
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your roomate, and im not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your roomate. but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she wouldve found the silver plate by now, under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.