While playing rollar coaster tycoon one time, i remember thatv i
was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating
than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, i
instead built a rollarcoaster that launched people at 100mph into
my rival's park. since technically those people those people
died in my rival's park, their approval rating would plummet
and people would rush to my park and straight onto my
deathcoaster, which only caused their rating to drop even lower
and lower. i did this for an hour until the game said i won.
...And that ladies and gentlemen, is why i can never be given any
modicum of power...ever.