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Hale_Storm18
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September 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC

things boys say:
--no h.omo
--it smells like a.ss in here

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Sexually active middle schoolers
scare me.

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happiest*
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September 19, 2013 2:13pm UTC

one of my greatest fears is im going to suddenly die without warning and no one on witty will know. people will slowly start unfollowing me and hundreds of comments will go unreplied and people will think i just abandoned my page rudely and without warning but ill actually be in a shallow grave.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 19, 2013 3:08pm UTC

men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy a.sshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.

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josephxX
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September 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC

I'd love to be one of those people that can
draw really well,
write perfect poems or stories effortlessly,
do sport without dying after the warm up,
look good without trying,
speak to people not awkwardly,
and just be able to tell him I like him.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 2:43pm UTC

gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me feel uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop

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happiest*
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September 19, 2013 2:17pm UTC

People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as f-ck, bada$$ and hardcore bye.

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pavanstorm
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September 19, 2013 11:34am UTC

Do you ever type something really long and then delete it all because you realize no one actually cares

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pavanstorm
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 11:45am UTC

I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow.

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happiest*
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September 19, 2013 2:15pm UTC

i spend 90% of my day pretending i’m in a music video

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happiest*
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September 19, 2013 2:20pm UTC

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Today In school
I took everything a teacher said dirty
and I almost had a heartattack from laughter

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 2:07pm UTC

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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dreamer*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849
and I was like wtf I could get a real skeleton for free but then I remembered murder is illegal.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 12:25pm UTC

I once knew a boy who fell in love with a girl.
Who smiled at the thought of her name.
I once knew a girl who fell in love with a boy.
Who felt the very same.
But it became a struggle, and the timing was wrong,
And love decided that they didn't belong.
(LR)
.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC

I bet most of you guys here on Witty
Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC

*shuts off ur wifi* go ahead no one can hear u scream

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伤*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 2:34pm UTC

GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG
SOMETHING THEY SAID
CAN STAY IN A GIRLS MIND

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:58pm UTC

That sad moment when you come on
witty see you have a bunch of
notifications...(21+)
and witty only lets you see 4 of them
;-;

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I know a girl, who made a list of what she wanted in a boyfriend.
“ He must have tanned skin. ” she said
“ And blonde hair. ” she added
“ He must be 6 foot or taller. ” she decided
“ And be able to kick a football further than anyone else.”
“ He needs to be strong ”
“ And popular ”
She searched for a long time, determined to find a boy from her list.
No one seemed to have all the things she wanted in a boyfriend.
Then came along a boy.
He was not tanned.
He didn't have blonde hair.
He was no where near 6 foot.
He had never really played football in his life.
He was not strong.
He was not popular.
but this boy made her laugh and smile and talk about things she would never tell anyone else.
She had became head over heels for this boy, who was perfect in an entirely different way.
After all that searching her list now seemed pointless.
Because in the end, you don't choose who you fall in love with.

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