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pavanstorm

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Member Since: 4 Jan 2012 04:14pm

Last Seen: 5 Oct 2013 01:15am

Birthday: July 16

Gender: M

user id: 259692

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  1. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:27am EDT
    if you end up
    with a boring miserable life
    because
    you listened to your mom,
    your dad, your teacher,
    your priest, or some guy on
    television telling you how to do your sh¡t,
    then you deserve it.

  2. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:30pm EDT
    *me on youtube :
    AND my watching-trailer-season´╗┐ ends now. :)
    Oh wait. is that emma watson...
    *click*

  3. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 5:21am EDT
    I like to walk up to strangers and ask "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes, I hand them a photo of me and walk away

  4. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 5:14am EDT
    Swag is for boys.
    Class is for men.

  5. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:53am EDT
    If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

  6. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:48am EDT
    my mom blames EVERYTHING on my phone.
    you failing? cuz that phone.
    you tired? always on that phone
    oh you hungry? cuz that damn phone!!

  7. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:40am EDT
    so if i don't text first we don't talk at all? fu*k you

  8. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:23am EDT
    Me : Dear Crush I am gonna make you mine
    *Right click*
    *Save Image as*

  9. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:11am EDT
    funnily,the start and the end of a relationship always begins with, "Hey, Can we talk?"

  10. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:41am EDT
    I've got 99 problems so I'm just going to get drunk

  11. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:33am EDT
    The Secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

  12. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:30am EDT
    Ironically, we tend to want what we can't have. Then once we get it, we don't want it anymore

  13. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:25am EDT
    That awkward moment when you're taking notes, and the teacher switches between slides too fast.

  14. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:22am EDT
    When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months...when guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.

  15. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:45am EDT
    I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow.

  16. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:34am EDT
    Do you ever type something really long and then delete it all because you realize no one actually cares

  17. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:16am EDT
    society: be yourself
    society: no not like that

  18. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:09am EDT
    GTA V - the day all girlfriends lose their boyfriends for weeks.

  19. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:04am EDT
    Some people treat others like a bluetooth. They turn on their visibility as soon as they need something

  20. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 10:58am EDT
    when i was younger $20 felt like $100 and now $20 feels like $1

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