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  1. katherine280 katherine280
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    When you sing the wrong part of the song with confidence.

  2. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    *The song I sang to my dog*(Remix of Taken by One Direction)Who do you think you are?Who do you think I am?I know you want it 'cause you're beggin'You only want me 'cause I have bacon.I seriously have no life.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. delirant delirant
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    How Can You
    look into my eyes
    and h o n e s t l y believe that
    I am okay

  4. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Oh how I wish, that was me♥

  6. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    In Baltimore,
    On a school trip, a boy in my class
    ran as fast he could
    right passed us
    and this old man put
    his hand on my arm
    and said
    "Was that Forrest Gump?.

  7. ThatonegirlJazzx3 ThatonegirlJazzx3
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    i have a boyfriend.
    He was born on
    February 30th ♥
    ♥ if you get it c':

  8. skylababe101 skylababe101
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I should have an applause button
    everytime I do something amazing.
    Cause I'm just that good.

  9. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Just imagine life without music for a minute...................................
    Yeah. I know. Depressing, isn't it.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Schizophrenia21 Schizophrenia21
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Click the [♥] if
    yuo cna raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore Asoemwe
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

  12. miggleswiggles miggleswiggles
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    'Pretty please with a cherry on top?!'
    fave if you remember saying this when you wanted something really bad

  13. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Today
    I tried to prankcall
    Domino's, and I asked
    'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
    And he said
    "No this is Patrick!"
    Lol. True.. Story..

  15. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  16. loveyouthisbig loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Friday, is my second favorite F word.

  17. T_Cat5 T_Cat5
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    My Friday's:
    Mall
    With Friends
    Hanging Out With My Crush
    Witty

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Here's to the girls who
    just want a boy to cuddle with.

  19. ToughTimesAreTemporary ToughTimesAreTemporary
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    I wish R.I.P. meant
    Return If Possible

  20. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Skies
    are crying
    I am watching
    Catching
    teardrops in my hands

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