You know you watch too much Doctor Who when....
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"Too much Doctor Who" is not even a valid combination of words.
You keep an eye out for a little blue box.
When I say "Screwdriver," you say, "_____!" [Sonic!]
You always bring a banana to a party.
You can't help but keep an eye on statues. Especially statues of angels.
You desperately want to meet someone named Alonzo.
You've been in history class and known something because of a Doctor Who episode.
You refuse to eat apples.
You look for the words "Bad Wolf" everywhere you go.
You know never to ask about a fob watch.
Bow ties are COOL.
You perk up a little and listen when you hear a rhythm of four.
You see the genius in edible ball-bearings.
Gas masks make you think [or say!] "Are you my mummy?"
You think that the Citadel on Gallifrey would make a REALLY cool snow globe.
You own a ten-foot-long scarf.
You often find yourself looking to the corner of your eye. Just in case.
You can't even IMAGINE aliens being little green men! [Tall cactus-y ones, maybe, but never little!]
You know that tea is the cure for everything.
Converse are for adventuring.
Your favourite planet is not in this solar system [Raxacoricofallapatorius, maybe?]
You watch whoever's making your coffee, in case of Huon particles.
You've considered trying fish sticks and custard. Together.
Scarecrows frighten you.
You would happily carry a hand in a jar in your bag. Hand. In jar. In bag.
You know that time isn't linear. It's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey....stuff.
Your sentences get away from you sometimes.
You would never even DREAM of fixing the TARDIS's chameleon circuit!
You sometimes find yourself counting shadows.
Cracks in walls alarm you.
You stare at mannequins just to be sure.
You would vote Saxon just to say that you did.
You're afraid of people with Santa masks.
"Voodoo Child" and "I Can't Decide" are your favourite songs.
You are scared of Christmas trees. They kill.
You know that the Eleventh Doctor may actually be the Sixth Doctor 2.0. And that that would make the Sixth Doctor the First Doctor 2.0. The fact that you know that theory is proof enough that you watch too much Doctor Who.
You expect to hear Ood Sigma sing you the song of the Ood in the street as you stagger home. [Either from radiation poisoning or, more likely, being drunk.]
You expect nurses to have a cat's faces.
You're cautious of touching even one drop of water. [Water ALWAYS wins.]
Anything plastic is something to keep an eye on.
You know who Theta Sigma is.
You talk about events in Doctor Who as if they had happened in real life.
You saw Gallifrey in the End of Time and, rather than accept it as a cool visual, instead complained about the obscenely low density of the rocks required for it to have anything approaching Earth gravity, which it clearly did since we see humans walking on it's surface without noticing a change.
You say things like "Oh, for Rassilon's sake!"
You've ripped your pants while trying to get things in/out of them. [They're bigger on the inside, I swear!]
You want to wear a long coat.
You can quote or reference a part of any episode during a normal conversation only for the other people to be confused and then you have to explain where it's from [Episode name, number / series number / year] and then other people give you a look which just says "Geek!". [Unless you're talking to another Doctor Who fan of course!]
You know how to spell Romana's full name off by heart. [Romanadvoratrelundar]
A 20 year old friend updates her status saying she's going to see her "grandson" instead of her "godson" and you don't bat an eyelid. 'Cause time-travel is real... Right?
You don't swear on your mother's grave, you swear on The Doctor's twelve regenerations!
You want a shirt that says "The angels have the phonebox."
You are suspicious of people who repeat what you say.
You write "I ♥♥ you" with two hearts.
You start to feel jealous of The Doctor's companions.
You give up your Saturday nights to sit indoors and watch it.
You have a friend who flirts with absolutely everyone and you find your self saying "Stop it, Jack."
Your key holder is a police box.
Every time you hear the word "Exterminate," you perk up.
You hear a "Vwoooorp, Vwoooorp," and a TARDIS appears in your living room, and you just sit there reading Agatha Christie.
Your friends think "Allons-y!" is a normal form of address.
You say you're from Gallifrey and when they ask you where that is, you say, "Somewhere in Ireland."
When you're just carrying on with life normally, you swear you hear the TARDIS or the sonic screwdriver.
Every time you see a funny crack, you take a picture of it, upload it to Facebook, and go "OMG a crack in my wall!"
You go to a restaurant and when you see the salt & pepper shakers, you think of Daleks.
You haven't eaten beans since you watched The Eleventh Hour.
You run around the house with a toy sonic screwdriver, pretending to open doors and turn on electrical appliances.
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