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DrakeAndJoshQuotess
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August 24, 2012 9:36am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #33
Josh's Dad: Think fast! (throws basketball to Drake but accidentally hits lamp)
Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.
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August 24, 2012 9:30am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #33
Josh's Dad: Think fast! (throws basketball to Drake but accidentally hits lamp)
Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.
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August 10, 2012 12:57pm UTC

saw this on yahoo answers. i seriously died.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120726180959AAN01cW
Who is Sassier Louis Tomlinson Or Scott Disick?
2 weeks ago
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
theyre so sassy. let me tell you something about louis tomlinson and lord disick. scott ruled the kingdom a few years back. i know, right? It's so sassy. I can't even... whatever. So then in 2010, louis started going out with his first boyfriend, harry, who was totally gorgeous, and scott was like, weirdly jealous of him. like, if louis would blow him off to hang out with harry, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" and louis'd be like, "why are you so obsessed with me?" so then, for kim's wedding, which was an all-kardashian event, scott was like, "lou, i can't invite you, because i dont think youre a royal ." I mean he couldn't have a peasant at his party. There were gonna be royals there in their *best attire*. I mean, right? He was a PEASANT. So then louis' mom called scott's mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of existence for a while because no one would talk to him, and when he came back earlier this year, all of his wardrobe was just stripes and Toms, and he was extra sassy, and now I guess he's got some starbucks obsessed girlfriend.
Edited 2 weeks ago
Asker's Rating: * * * * *
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July 15, 2012 4:37pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #32
Josh: I needed to ask Drake about our homework.
Drake: I don't do homework.
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July 15, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #31
Megan: (Referring to Josh) Such a small brain in such a big boob.
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July 15, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #30
Craig: (To Drake) Can I have a break?
Crazy Steve: (Watching Dora on TV) COME ON DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP! DON'T ASK ME!
Crazy Steve: COME ON DORA! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
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July 8, 2012 9:38am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #29
Mrs. Hayfer: Drake! You were supposed to write your essay of current events.
Drake: That's what I did.
Mrs. Hayfer: No, this is just the newspaper of this morning with your name written on top of it... with a crayon.
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July 8, 2012 9:35am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #28
Drake's mom: So how was school?
Drake: (to Josh) You're the worst!
Josh: (to Drake) You sicken me!
Drake's mom: I see.
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July 6, 2012 10:03am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #27
Drake's mom: Where are you going?
Drake: Break up with my girlfriend.
Drake's mom: Have fun.
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DrakeAndJoshQuotess
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July 6, 2012 10:00am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #26
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: (Gasps) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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July 6, 2012 9:57am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #25
Josh: Hey, Drake! Wanna take a cooking class together?
Drake: (In a high-pitched voice) Sorry, Drake moved to Australia!
Josh: That's not even an Australian accent!
Drake: Yes it is... fromage!
Josh: THAT'S FRENCH!
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July 6, 2012 9:52am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #24
(After Josh tells Drake that Helen is tough and doesn't just hand out jobs at the theatre)
Drake: Hey Helen, can I get a job here?
Helen: Sure. Start tomorrow.
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July 6, 2012 9:48am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #24
Josh: You got me into a mess!
Megan: I did? (grins) Cool!
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July 6, 2012 9:45am UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #22
Helen: You!
Josh: Me?
Helen: It's your name isn't it?
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July 5, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #22
Josh: (open's the oven) Hello s'mores! (takes s'mores without oven mitt) HELLO PAIN!!!!!
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July 5, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #21
Josh's driving instructor: I hate teenagers.
Josh: Oh yeah, we're the worst!
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July 5, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #18
Josh: I hated 4th grade. It was my awkward stage.
Drake: And this is...?
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June 29, 2012 9:52pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #20
Drake: I like to earn my money the old fashioned way.
Josh: How?
Drake: Selling stuff on eBay.
Josh: Yeah, right... (finds that his stereo is missing)
Josh: Uh, Drake? Where's my stereo?
Drake: Wisconsin.
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DrakeAndJoshQuotess
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June 29, 2012 9:48pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #18
Drake: Hey, can you stare at my guitar for me? I gotta pee.
Josh: You want me to stare at your guitar...for you...while you go pee?
Drake: I can pee here-
Josh: I'll stare.
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June 29, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Drake and Josh Quote #18
(Drake staring and vintage guitar he just won)
Drake: Josh, I think I'm in love.
Josh: Okay, but if you start makin' out with the thing, I'm leaving the room.
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