Things to do in an Elevator
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your cell phone?"
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
When a group of people get on, say, "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today..."
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."