You know you watch too much Doctor Who when....
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"Too much Doctor Who" is not even a valid combination of
words.
You keep an eye out for a little blue box.
When I say "Screwdriver," you say, "_____!"
[Sonic!]
You always bring a banana to a party.
You can't help but keep an eye on statues. Especially statues
of angels.
You desperately want to meet someone named Alonzo.
You've been in history class and known something because of a
Doctor Who episode.
You refuse to eat apples.
You look for the words "Bad Wolf" everywhere you
go.
You know never to ask about a fob watch.
Bow ties are COOL.
You perk up a little and listen when you hear a rhythm of four.
You see the genius in edible ball-bearings.
Gas masks make you think [or say!] "Are you my
mummy?"
You think that the Citadel on Gallifrey would make a REALLY
cool snow globe.
You own a ten-foot-long scarf.
You often find yourself looking to the corner of your eye. Just in
case.
You can't even IMAGINE aliens being little green men! [Tall
cactus-y ones, maybe, but never little!]
You know that tea is the cure for everything.
Converse are for adventuring.
Your favourite planet is not in this solar system
[Raxacoricofallapatorius, maybe?]
You watch whoever's making your coffee, in case of Huon
particles.
You've considered trying fish sticks and custard. Together.
Scarecrows frighten you.
You would happily carry a hand in a jar in your bag. Hand. In jar.
In bag.
You know that time isn't linear. It's more like a big ball
of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey....stuff.
Your sentences get away from you sometimes.
You would never even DREAM of fixing the TARDIS's chameleon
circuit!
You sometimes find yourself counting shadows.
Cracks in walls alarm you.
You stare at mannequins just to be sure.
You would vote Saxon just to say that you did.
You're afraid of people with Santa masks.
"Voodoo Child" and "I Can't Decide" are
your favourite songs.
You are scared of Christmas trees. They kill.
You know that the Eleventh Doctor may actually be the Sixth
Doctor 2.0. And that that would make the Sixth Doctor the First
Doctor 2.0. The fact that you know that theory is proof enough that
you watch too much Doctor Who.
You expect to hear Ood Sigma sing you the song of the Ood in the
street as you stagger home. [Either from radiation poisoning or,
more likely, being drunk.]
You expect nurses to have a cat's faces.
You're cautious of touching even one drop of water. [Water
ALWAYS wins.]
Anything plastic is something to keep an eye on.
You know who Theta Sigma is.
You talk about events in Doctor Who as if they had happened
in real life.
You saw Gallifrey in the End of Time and, rather than accept it as
a cool visual, instead complained about the obscenely low density
of the rocks required for it to have anything approaching Earth
gravity, which it clearly did since we see humans walking on
it's surface without noticing a change.
You say things like "Oh, for Rassilon's sake!"
You've ripped your pants while trying to get things
in/out of them. [They're bigger on the inside, I swear!]
You want to wear a long coat.
You can quote or reference a part of any episode during a
normal conversation only for the other people to be confused and
then you have to explain where it's from [Episode name, number
/ series number / year] and then other people give you a look which
just says "Geek!". [Unless you're talking to another
Doctor Who fan of course!]
You know how to spell Romana's full name off by heart.
[Romanadvoratrelundar]
A 20 year old friend updates her status saying she's going to
see her "grandson" instead of her "godson" and
you don't bat an eyelid. 'Cause time-travel is real...
Right?
You don't swear on your mother's grave, you swear on
The Doctor's twelve regenerations!
You want a shirt that says "The angels have the
phonebox."
You are suspicious of people who repeat what you say.
You write "I ♥♥ you" with two hearts.
You start to feel jealous of The Doctor's companions.
You give up your Saturday nights to sit indoors and watch it.
You have a friend who flirts with absolutely everyone and you find
your self saying "Stop it, Jack."
Your key holder is a police box.
Every time you hear the word "Exterminate," you perk
up.
You hear a "Vwoooorp, Vwoooorp," and a TARDIS appears in
your living room, and you just sit there reading Agatha
Christie.
Your friends think "Allons-y!" is a normal form of
address.
You say you're from Gallifrey and when they ask you where that
is, you say, "Somewhere in Ireland."
When you're just carrying on with life normally, you
swear you hear the TARDIS or the sonic screwdriver.
Every time you see a funny crack, you take a picture of it, upload
it to Facebook, and go "OMG a crack in my wall!"
You go to a restaurant and when you see the salt & pepper
shakers, you think of Daleks.
You haven't eaten beans since you watched The Eleventh
Hour.
You run around the house with a toy sonic screwdriver,
pretending to open doors and turn on electrical
appliances.
You know you watch too much Doctor Who when.... - "Too much
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Jul 24, 2012 11:09pm
