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Shlaw

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Member Since: 8 Feb 2012 01:21pm

Last Seen: 17 Apr 2013 08:27pm

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  1. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Remember remember the fifth of November
    The gunpowder treason and plot.
    I see no reason gunpowerder treason
    should ever be forgot...

  2. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    D
    alliebabiiee's format
    "Do you hate people?"
    "I don't hate them... I just
    "feel better when
    they'renot around."
    -Charles Bukowski

  3. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Today, I graduated Middle School. Now that I think about it, it is sad. I have said goodbye to my favorite teachers, and bid good ridence to those not as liked. Looking back, I've noticed that I have learned a lot more stuff than I thought I would have in 5th grade. I have met people that have had a profound impact on my life, while others have left and taught me something else. In the next 4 years, I will be going through High School. I with the future me good luck...
    June 18, 2012

  4. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Admit it,
    ever since you saw The Notebook, you have wanted to be like Allie in the ferris wheel scene, the rain scene, or the scene where she chose Noah over Lon.
    ----------♥----------

  5. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    A week before my junior prom, my cousin died in a car accident.
    She had wanted a yellow prom dress, but the one she picked out was blue. I planted pink flowers in her memory, because I couldn't find yellow flowers, but they died in the frost.
    When the flowers rebudded, they grew back yellow.
    Messages from heaven GMH.
    givesmehope.com

  6. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:34am UTC
    I don't mind spending everyday
    Out on your corner in the pouring rain
    Look for the girl with a broken smile
    Ask her if she wants to stay a while...
    ==============
    //////////
    //////////.
    AND SHE WILL BE
    LOVED!

  7. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    you know I love you so
    Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
    turn into something beautiful
    do you know? You know I love you so
    Coldplay

  8. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    "Hey. Do my eyes match my shoes?"
    *other person scans to verify*
    "Hey! Quit checking me out!"
    ♥♥♥

  9. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    There's always that one class with a teacher who everyone looks forward to.
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirl

  10. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Those that laugh the most hide the most pain,
    and the prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.

  11. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Girls-
    Girl 1: OMG I missed you so much over the week end!
    Girl 2: Same! Guess what?
    Girl 1: What?
    Girl 2: I went to 344, you know across from the food court and past Abercrombie...
    Girl 1: uh huhhh...
    Girl 2: And they were having a sale
    Girl 1: wait how did you get
    Girl 2: So I saw the cutest hoodie and I had to get it. Then I was thinking about the dance next week and I really wanted to get this like pink orange and yellow sundress
    Girl 1: something color blocked or with stripes?
    Girl 2: It was a floral pattern.
    Girl 1: OMG that must be so pretty!
    Girl 2: yeah so I wasn't sure if I should get it or not
    Girl 1: Why? wait never mind. Did you end up getting it?
    Girl 2: No.
    Girl 1: Get what I did over the weekend?
    Girl 2: What?
    (cycle repeats)
    Boys-
    Boy 1: New trainers bro?
    Boy 2: Yeah. Wanna game?
    Boy 1: COD at my place dude.

  12. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 10:03pm UTC
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  13. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    I just found a song worse than Friday. Go to YouTube and listen to "Hot Problems". I had to listen to hours of The Beatles, Nirvana, and A-Ha to stop my ears from bleeding. The girls in the video are serious about what they are singing about. It is hilariously awful.
    Fave if you think even Friday is better than this.
    Comment your reaction.

  14. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Dear people on witty,
    Back in the day where people used doorbells to signal their arrival, called people more than text, and used internet explorer instead of google chrome, a boy would ask to go steady with the girl of his dreams. He would write on a piece of paper, "Will you go out with me," and hand her that note. On that note, there would be two options; yes and no. She would read it with a smile, and he would not take no for an answer.
    Isn't this system much more romantic than what goes on now? The definition now for "going out" is so messed up.
    Sincerely,
    What happened to the world?

  15. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    "You know, sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage. Literally, just 20 seconds, just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it."
    -Benjamin Mee (Matt Damon), We Bought A Zoo

  17. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Thank You,
    Canada...
    for discontinuing the production
    of pennies in your currency.

  18. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I set fire to the bread
    Watched it burn as Mom slapped my face
    Then she screamed And I cried And I ran outside Into the rain
    Into the RAAIIINNN
    I set fire to the bread
    Then I threw it at Katniss's head
    Then she screamed And I cried And I ran back inside Out of the rain
    The RAAAAAINN!

  19. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    It is March 22, 2012. The Hunger Games is premiering tonight at midnight. I have a feeling this is going to be the biggest franchise in long time. We will look back and say, "Wow, remember the time before the Hunger Games?"
    This is going to be HUGE.

  20. Shlaw Shlaw
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Happy birthday Zdeno Chara, Boston's beloved B's captain!

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