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Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the

2173 faves · 31 comments · Aug 19, 2012 4:03pm

ThatsSoMeee

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ThatsSoMeee


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gab* · 1 decade ago
finally an actually meaningful quote on the top this year
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TheSkySeemsBlue · 1 decade ago
That's SO SWEET!! Apart from the pool part... I don't care what it says on there but I'd be scared half to death...
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karaboo1300 · 1 decade ago
Why can't this happen to me?!:(
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
want this so bad ... too bad guys dont like me lol
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DarylJr114 · 1 decade ago
Done :p
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HeyItsCayden · 1 decade ago
I will do this to any of the gorgeous girls on here c;
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TheOceansTearsXx* · 1 decade ago
me= forever alone :( hahaha
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natalievictoria · 1 decade ago
feeling so forever alone haha
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emsteffers · 1 decade ago
this makes me feel like such a lonerrrrrrrr:(
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awittyguy · 1 decade ago
im gonna do this one day... <3
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TroyBrooke · 1 decade ago
I always let her wear my clothes. She's in love with my baggy shirts.
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
I wish my fridge would do this stuff...
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ashdash · 1 decade ago
You just explained my boyfriend :)
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An'* · 1 decade ago
i want this.
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msniallhoran13 · 1 decade ago
omg i love this <3
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JuniorMint801 · 1 decade ago
Fairytale ending :)
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tsfearless13 · 1 decade ago
this made me want a relationship sosososooo badly. :(
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caramelcoco11 · 1 decade ago
this is what I want SOSOSOSOSOSO badly<333
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gummybearzgorawr · 1 decade ago
Awwwww... I wish my cat would do that.
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
This is sweet but i know im gonna end up living with a bunch of cats
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