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WeAreTheBoys
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January 28, 2013 1:16pm UTC

My nickname at work is "Why do you work here?"

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 1:17pm UTC

Hi..Do u have a bf?
Not a chance...Who are u anyway?
Its your bf..You're not proud to be with me..
Sorry babe...I thought you were my dad..
Yes it's me ...Your dad..We'll have a long talk when u get home

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC

rebecca black: it's friday, friday.
patrick star: no, this is patrick.

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happiest*
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December 21, 2012 2:07pm UTC

mey parent's logic:
-eating food-
parents: Y U SO FAT?
-tries to eat less-
parents: Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
-goes out-
parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
-stays home all day-
parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
-dresses nice-
parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
-dresses comfortable-
parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!

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yourcool
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December 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC

if kate middleton doesn't present her baby
to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba, they're doing it totally wrong.

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yourcool
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December 21, 2012 6:43pm UTC

try to explain the difference between left and right.

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yourcool
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December 21, 2012 6:46pm UTC

texting someone while you're half asleep,
then reading the text in the morning and realizing you made no sense at all.

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yourcool
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December 21, 2012 6:48pm UTC

i can't wait to tell my children
how many times i have survived the "end of the world."

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theWalrus
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December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Okay before the world ends,
I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
I let the dogs out.

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WeAreTheBoys
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December 20, 2012 5:30pm UTC

I have a black belt in leather.

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yourcool
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December 19, 2012 8:49pm UTC

here, lemme help you wash the stupid
right off of you... ahhh wait, wait... it's not coming off.

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pieloverhehe5225
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December 16, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Dear Dunkin' donuts,
Change your motto. America doesn't run.
Sincerely, get real.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC

I'm not forgetful;
I'm just too lazy to remember.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 6:24pm UTC

four words i never want to hear:
there is no food.

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LifesMyMuse
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December 10, 2012 5:35pm UTC

*little cousin walks in wearing a crown*
Me:Aw! Are you a princess?
Her: No, I don' t want to be!
Me: But don' t you want to find your Prince and ride off into the sunset?
Her: I'd rather be the queen. Then I could just force who ever I want to marry me.
Me:LOL

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
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December 14, 2012 8:24pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MyMindBook
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December 13, 2012 10:08pm UTC

The 5 symptoms of Laziness:
1.

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wasted_wishes
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December 13, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Bestfriend: Hey can I have a sip?
Me: Sure
Bestfriend: *GLUG GLUG GLUG.*
Me: Dude, what the hell?

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swimswim98
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 10:57pm UTC

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers...
Orange love letters...
I would say "orange" instead of hello or love...
Then, if I had to break up with her,
I would do it with an orange letter inside of an orange.
Good f*cking luck writing a song about me now , Taylor.
NOTHING ryhmes with orange.
nmq

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jimmy365
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December 13, 2012 9:36pm UTC

a witty a day keeps the life goals away

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