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_g0ldenkiid*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Sister: You're the prettiest girl I've ever met.
Me: But, we're twins.
Sister: Exactly.

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:19pm UTC

THE HUNGRY GAMES
Starring...
Fatniss Evercream

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Brianna_Burke
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:39pm UTC

"Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!"
"Thats silly, there's no such thing as mo.. OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM OFF! Kidding. He only eats kids. Goodnight"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

The worst type of crying is the silent one
The one when everyone is asleep.
The one where you feel it in your throat ,
and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
The one where you just want to scream.
The one where you have to hold your breath
and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
The one where you can't breath anymore.
The one that you realize that the person that
meant the most to you,
is gone...

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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maaddiissoonn
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Wiz Khalifa: so what we get drunk.
Me: never gotten drunk.
Wiz Khalifa: so what we smoke weeeed.
Me: never smoked weed..
Wiz Khalifa: we’re just having funnnn.
Me: lol whats this fun you speak of?

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:10pm UTC

How can you make a quote
that hurts half of witty
and would hurt millions of people in the world
but then make a quote
saying how bullying is wrong on witty
and the hate on witty should stop.
No. Just no. Shut up.

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Cookie17
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:20pm UTC

I saw on the the words
"How to make a good quote"
so I clicked on it and it said...
"Just make a good quote"
That really helps.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC

You won't let your boyfriend talk to other girls,
yet you hang out with other boys.. seems legit.

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:48am UTC

Dont you dare text me in that tone

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:15am UTC

Phineas:I know wha---
Ferb:No B*tch i'm deciding today.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 8:15am UTC

Me: Oh look, a bruise.
Me: I bet that will hurt if I poke it.Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:*pokes bruise*

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kclove5
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 8:25pm UTC

.
“When they discover
the center of the
universe, a lot of
people will be
disappointed to
discover they are not it.”

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Most people: lol lazy sunday
Me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:30pm UTC

girls: why are all boys so shallow
girls: ew that boy doesn’t even have a six pack lol

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 8:24pm UTC

me: ugly people exsist to make pretty people stand out
me: so thats my contribution to society
me:
me:
me:
me: you're welcome.

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keepsake
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Crush: I like this girl...
Me: who?
Crush: well, she kinda look just like you<33
Me:
Crush:
Me:
Crush:
Me: One sec i'll get my sister.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 7:59pm UTC

so tomorrow, it all changes.
witty will have a new up to date look.
i think the new look and features will
bring a lot of new people. i think witty
will be as popular as facebook and tumblr
one day. and if that day comes, i want to
say, thank you steve. thank you for making
witty and putting up with all our crap. thank
you for giving all of us a place to come to
when we had nowhere else to go. witty
has helped me with so much, and i know
there will be a day when i dont sign in
anymore. maybe it will be because i
dont feel like i can express myself
without people i know seeing it, or
maybe it will be because ive outgrown
this safe place of mine. but no matter
what happens, i want to say thank you.
so,
thank you, Steve.
for everything.

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