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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 2:13am UTC

i wanna change my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
format credit rajsonkar

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Have you ever
caught someone staring at you
and wondered what they’re thinking about
like if it’s something positive or negative,
if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things,
if they’re even thinking about you at all,
or you just happen to be in the line of sight
while their mind drifts off
about something completely unrelated.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC

do you ever become friends with someone
and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
and deal with mood swings.
and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

how to break up with someone
you: your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC

When I'm Packing
Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
Me: Yep I'm ready.
Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
Me: AND MY COMPUTER
Me: AND MY HOUSE
Me: AND RUSSIA
Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

The text you never sent
Have you ever wanted to text someone saying
'I miss you',
then erased it and wrote 'what’s up' instead?
Or have you ever written a long paragraph in a text
and you wrote down how you felt,
& wanted to send it to someone special,
but maybe you were afraid you weren’t gonna get a reply
cause you made it awkward,
so you just drafted it or erased the whole thing
& didn’t bother texting them at all?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Everyone has a certain part
in their lives
where they truly wish they could just freeze time.
Whether it was three years ago, today, or still to come.
Whether it was just a moment, a whole day, or a whole summer.
Everyone has a time in their life when they wish
everything would just stop.
The world would stop turning
and people would stop changing because to them,
at that time,
everything was perfect.

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_beyoutiful_
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC

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JustMexD
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 6:50am UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC

IF YOU CATCH ME ON THE STREET
listening to my ipod, and i do a swift head turn, i'm probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video.
please do not disturb.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Relationships scare me sometimes
Why?
Because one person has the power
to make or break your day.
They have the ability to make you
smile, laugh, and even cry.
One person can have so much to hold over me.
I’m vulnerable.
And for me, that’s a scary position to be in.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Soooooooo,
Cinderella was the only one in that whole enitre kingdom with that size foot?
Riiiiiiiiight.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Does anyone else get really annoyed
When you click on someone's profile and music starts playing?

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 2:30pm UTC

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