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JustMexD

Status: Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

Member Since: 21 Jul 2012 01:17am

Last Seen: 1 Jun 2013 12:37pm

Gender: F

user id: 319123

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  1. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:25am UTC
    'I Shouldn't Have Told You That'
    -
    An autobiography by Rubeus Hagrid

  2. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me.
    Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

  3. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Person 1: I can draw really well
    Person 2: I'm really athletic
    Person 3: I write really well
    Person 4: I'm f//cking gorgeous
    Person 5: I'm hillarious and likeable
    Person 6:I can dance really well
    Me: I can breathe really well
    Me*Chokes*

  4. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 11:35am UTC
    me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet

  5. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    Ladies and Gents we are back in 2009

  6. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Parents: Okay, we'll be home by 11 o'clock!!
    Clock: 11:0
    Me: They're dead, I'm alone, I need to start my orphan life now.
    ~Nmq/Tumblr

  7. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    World:Why?
    Japan:Why the f//ck not?
    ~Nmq/Tumblr

  8. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 11:19am UTC
    Girl: *Whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
    Me: WOAH
    Me: OH MY GOD
    Me: NO
    Me: NO PLEASE DONT LET IT BE SO
    Me: AHHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
    Me: THAT MY BOOBS DONT MAGICALLY STAY SUPPOTED
    Me: THEY'LL KNOW
    Me: I WEAR A BRA
    Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
    ~Nmq/Tumblr

  9. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    If by the age of 40 I don't have a book case that hides a secret passage way / secret room
    somebody needs to find me and stare deep into my eyes and ask me what I'm doing with my soulless life

  10. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Normal People: Omg, I just turned 13. Now I can go out shopping with my friends and do cool things and become a rebellious teenager
    Me: YAAAYY! ! Now people on the internet won't hate me.

  11. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Snape: Ten points from Gryffindor
    Snape: Twenty points from Gryffindor
    Snape: Fifty points to Slytherin
    Snape: Hehehehe
    Dumbledore: Twenty thousand points to Harry for breaking every rule we have
    Snape:

  12. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:23am UTC
    ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ lol No one likes me

  13. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Normal person: So what do you like to do?
    Me: Go on the internet
    Normal person: Oh thats neat, i like going on
    the internet too
    Me: No, you dont understand.

  14. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:57am UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    “If Avril Lavigne were actually talented, pretty, and had an appealing personality, she’d be Katy Perry. She’s got the whole package!” celeb blogger Perez Hilton wrote of Perry on his website.
    Please, you dont even know how angry I am by this.
    Fav if you agree
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

  15. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2012 6:50am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 4:35am UTC
    "If you fina a girl who reads, keep her close.
    When you find her up at 2AM clutching a book to her chest weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her.
    You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She'll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they are.
    Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you are better of alone. If you want the world and the world beyond it, date a girl who reads."

  17. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:24am UTC
    Boy: Heyyy :)
    Girl: Hello
    Boy: Look, I kinda want to be more than friends
    Girl: YOU MEAN BEST FRIENDS??!!
    Boy: No...More :)
    Girl: OMG MEGA BEST FRIENDS??!!
    Boy: *Sigh*

  18. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 4:18am UTC
    BeforeYou
    Judge me
    Make sure your perfect

  19. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    "When I get sad,
    I stop being sad and be awsome instead.
    True Story."

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. JustMexD JustMexD
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 5:00am UTC
    Trust is like an eraser
    it gets smaller and smaller
    after every mistake.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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