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Hale_Storm18
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November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

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CharliesTheName
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October 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC

*Saturday night*
14 year old brother: *at popular kids party*
11 year old sister: *at Halloween party*
15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids*
My mom: *at an Open House party*
My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends*
Me: YAY I GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
woah ?
really ?
are you serious ?
wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:35pm UTC

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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me : tries to do homewrok
Relax! Something went wrong

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seafoam*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 11:31am UTC

I AM NOT WHAT
HAS HAPPENED TO ME.
I AM WHAT I
CHOOSE TO BECOME.

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Quote
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Don't worry about a thing,
because every little thing
-------------- is gonna be alright. --------------

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posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:52pm UTC

As a child:
"Go to bed"
"NOOOOO"
As a teenager:
"Get up"
"NOOOOO"

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 10:09pm UTC

I'm the invisible girl.

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 9:32pm UTC

homework: do me, do me
internet: don't listen to that slutt

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 3:35pm UTC

If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your username as loud as I can

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_Jannette
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September 23, 2013 8:59pm UTC

let’s play a game called how far can i lean off the bed to grab the thing.
Format Credit: _Jannette
Please DON'T remove!

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 8:16pm UTC

I talk really fast and sometimes my words get jumbled and I'm hard to understand. So today my friends started a list called "Chris doesn't speak good" and they already have 4 sentences that I screwed up and you'd never believe I write poetry for fun.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 2:28pm UTC

me: *shuts laptop after 375856 hours*
me: ok now where's my phone

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Relax!
Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add a boyfriend to your life. Please try again.

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