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  2. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I work in the church nursery
    Me: *Gives little boy gold fish crackers and water*
    Little Boy: *Dumps water into goldfish cracker*
    Me: Why did you just do that?
    Little Boy:
    Me:
    Little Boy:
    Me:
    Little Boy: Fishy swim.
    Made my day.

  3. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:25am UTC
    *HANGING AT YOUTH GROUP*
    *Joshie comes and lays on me*
    Me: Joshie get off
    Joshie: no I love you
    Me: No oooofff
    Joshie: Mmmm you so comfy
    Me: no
    Joshie: Will you massage me
    Me: OFF
    Joshie: *whispers to me* I wont get off till your ex boyfriend is jealous because he was a d!ck to you
    Me: Ok so where would you like that massage again?

  4. confusedmuch4472 confusedmuch4472
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

  5. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.


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  8. ThatWittyGuy ThatWittyGuy
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    October 22, 2012 3:13am UTC
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  9. ThatWittyGuy ThatWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 3:16am UTC
    TOne day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, “Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.”
    I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up, and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.
    My heart went out to him. So I jogged over to him, and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, “Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.” He looked at me and said, “Hey thanks!” There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
    I helped him pick up his books and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before, but we talked all the way home, and I carried his books.
    He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play football on Saturday with me and my friends. He said yes.
    We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him. And my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, “Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!” He just laughed and handed me half the books.
    Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship.
    Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn’t me having to get up there and speak.
    On graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than me and all the girls loved him! Boy, sometimes I was jealous. Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech, so I smacked him on the back and said, “Hey, big guy, you’ll be great!” He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. “Thanks,” he said.
    As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began. “Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach — but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.” I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his mom wouldn’t have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. “Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.”
    I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.
    Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person’s life.

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    October 16, 2012 3:07pm UTC
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  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  12. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
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    September 12, 2012 1:57pm UTC
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  13. smallzx88 smallzx88
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    September 6, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    There is this boy in my gym class. He is a special ed student. He's the only special ed student in my gym class. He has friends in my class. Who are they? Two popular guys who are stars on the high school football team. They always approach him first. Every single day. They talk to him like a normal person, like he deserves to be talked to. They make him feel included. Important. Like he is worth something.

  14. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    *Dad calls phone and I pick up.*
    Me: Hello?
    Dad: BYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ANNNNNNNNNNNN.
    Me: Oh my gosh!
    Dad: BYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
    Me: Please stop saying, Byron.
    Dad: I'mma tell you one time. BYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. -Hangs up.-

  15. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Joke #3
    Man: My wife is pregnant and her contraction are only 2 minutes apart.
    Doctor: Is this her first child?
    Man: No you idiot, this is her husband.
    8 Faves = More

  16. xAngelxWingsx xAngelxWingsx
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    me: * le on the computer *
    mom: * walks in randomly *
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: you must seek IMMEDIATE medical attention if you have an erecti0n that lasts more than 4 hours.
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: i will now grab a kit kat from your stash and be on my way.
    me:
    me:
    me: this is going on the internet.
    true story. -____-

  17. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me in the shower:
    Me: *turns water on*
    Me: *grabs phone*
    Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
    Me: *checks time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh chiz
    Me: *gets in shower*
    Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
    Me: ahh, this'll be better
    Me: *steps in shower once again*
    Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
    Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
    Me: okay, this will work.
    Me: holy crap it actually worked
    Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
    Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh right, soap.
    Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
    Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
    Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
    Me: *washes hair*
    Me: *washes face*
    Me: *drops shampoo*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
    Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
    Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: guess i better get out now..
    Me: *turns off water and gets out*
    Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: shh that never happened
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
    lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

  18. xHello xHello
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    July 22, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I don't exercise to be healthy.
    I exercise to look sexy as f/ck, naked.

  19. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Friends are like condoms
    They protect you when things get hard

  20. xNeonCookiiex xNeonCookiiex
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    June 30, 2012 9:20am UTC
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