me: * le on the computer *
mom: * walks in randomly *
me:
mom:
me:
mom: you must seek IMMEDIATE medical attention if you have an
erecti0n that lasts more than 4 hours.
me:
mom:
me:
mom: i will now grab a kit kat from your stash and be on my
way.
me:
me:
me: this is going on the internet.
true story. -____-
